Death Eater R&R, Part 12
Title: Death Eater R&R, Part 12
House: Hufflepuff
Rating: G
Characters: General Death Eaters
Challenge: Staff Development
Word count: 100
A/N: Once again, wonderful idea that wulfkub had. Thanks to soberloki, greenbryeth, wolfma, lady_match and bluejeanphoenix for continuing it.
36. When explaining the Incident of Halloween 1981 to new recruits, DON'T use the words "beaten by a baby" unless you're longing to be beaten to a pulp.
37. If you're a Death Eater, it's inadvisable for you to fall in love with, date, marry or impregnate any of the following:
a. Mudbloods (male or female);
b. Blood traitors, particularly red-headed Weasley-types (male or female);
c. The prophesied saviour of the wizarding world.
And yes, Draco Malfoy, we ARE talking to you.
38. Lord Voldemort is a magnificent Dark Lord. He does NOT need to read the Evil Overlord List.
House: Hufflepuff
Rating: G
Characters: General Death Eaters
Challenge: Staff Development
Word count: 100
A/N: Once again, wonderful idea that wulfkub had. Thanks to soberloki, greenbryeth, wolfma, lady_match and bluejeanphoenix for continuing it.
36. When explaining the Incident of Halloween 1981 to new recruits, DON'T use the words "beaten by a baby" unless you're longing to be beaten to a pulp.
37. If you're a Death Eater, it's inadvisable for you to fall in love with, date, marry or impregnate any of the following:
a. Mudbloods (male or female);
b. Blood traitors, particularly red-headed Weasley-types (male or female);
c. The prophesied saviour of the wizarding world.
And yes, Draco Malfoy, we ARE talking to you.
38. Lord Voldemort is a magnificent Dark Lord. He does NOT need to read the Evil Overlord List.