Death Eater R&R, XIII
Title: Death Eater R&R, ctd.
House: Hufflepuff
Rating: G
Characters: General Death Eaters
Challenge: Staff Development
Word count: 100
A/N: This continues to be wicked fun. ^_^ Much deference to those who have gone before.
39. Should a Death Eater refer to the Dementors as “Ring Wraiths,” s/he will be beaten, healed, beaten, healed, made to endure an evening with Bella, Obliviated, made to endure an evening with Bella, and AK’d.
40. The Death Eater who references “The Dark Lord Sauron,” will not be so lucky.
41. Elves are not willowy and attractive. They are grubby little peons, and we like them that way.
42. Dumbledore shan’t be returning, White, Gray, or otherwise. There will be no monochromatic resurrection. (Besides, the Dark Lord thwarts death frequently. He ought to be “Voldemort the Plaid” by now.)
House: Hufflepuff
Rating: G
Characters: General Death Eaters
Challenge: Staff Development
Word count: 100
A/N: This continues to be wicked fun. ^_^ Much deference to those who have gone before.
39. Should a Death Eater refer to the Dementors as “Ring Wraiths,” s/he will be beaten, healed, beaten, healed, made to endure an evening with Bella, Obliviated, made to endure an evening with Bella, and AK’d.
40. The Death Eater who references “The Dark Lord Sauron,” will not be so lucky.
41. Elves are not willowy and attractive. They are grubby little peons, and we like them that way.
42. Dumbledore shan’t be returning, White, Gray, or otherwise. There will be no monochromatic resurrection. (Besides, the Dark Lord thwarts death frequently. He ought to be “Voldemort the Plaid” by now.)