Fluffy's Lament
Title: Fluffy's Lament
House: Ravenclaw
Word Count: 100
Challenge: Songfic
Characters: Fluffy, mention of Hagrid
A/N: Inspired by and slightly adapted from "Jack's Lament", from the awesome film, The Nightmare Before Christmas.
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If two heads are better than one, surely three would be a sight to behold. No, apparently not.
I'm not uncommon, I'm unnatural. With one glance at me, full grown wizards cry out in fear. My own mother, the bitch, was disgusted by me. By the age of only four months I already hated myself. Yet time and time again, I’m greeted by the same reaction.
And I, Fluffy, the Canine Queen,
Have grown so tired of the same routine.
But at last I found one, who understood,
That'd I'd be normal if I only could.
Thank Cerberus for Hagrid.
House: Ravenclaw
Word Count: 100
Challenge: Songfic
Characters: Fluffy, mention of Hagrid
A/N: Inspired by and slightly adapted from "Jack's Lament", from the awesome film, The Nightmare Before Christmas.
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If two heads are better than one, surely three would be a sight to behold. No, apparently not.
I'm not uncommon, I'm unnatural. With one glance at me, full grown wizards cry out in fear. My own mother, the bitch, was disgusted by me. By the age of only four months I already hated myself. Yet time and time again, I’m greeted by the same reaction.
And I, Fluffy, the Canine Queen,
Have grown so tired of the same routine.
But at last I found one, who understood,
That'd I'd be normal if I only could.
Thank Cerberus for Hagrid.