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Yippee-Ki-Yay! / Never, Ever Again
Title: Yippee-Ki-Yay!
House: Slytherin
Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairings: Severus, Harry, Others
Author's Notes: From 'Die Hard' and 'Lethal Weapon'. Also, this was inspired by rosedemon's 'Bibbity boppity boo' icon.
"Tell us again Harry!"
Harry, looking up from his celebratory glass of Firewhisky, grins and nods. "All right." He clears his throat. "So there I was, ready to curse his brains out, spell on my tongue, and you know what comes out instead?"
Eyes widen in expectation.
"Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!"
Howls of laughter fill the room.
"Then, after the old bastard is stunned into silence, Severus steps forward with a vial of acid and says, right before tossing it into his face..."
Everyone turns to the man in question.
"I'm too old for this shit." Severus mutters into his glass, smirking.
Title: Never, Ever Again
House: Slytherin
Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairings: Severus/Harry
Author's Notes: I’m going to burn so much for this. Oh Well... From 'The Lion King'
He was thinking about how he was never going to allow the man to go out celebrating.
"Hakuna Matata, what a wonderful phrase!"
About how he would chain him down in the dungeons where he could keep an eye on him.
"Hakuna Matata, ain't no passing craze!"
And about how he would make sure that he never allowed him to watch anything Muggle.
"It means no worries for the rest of you days, it's our problem free philosophy, Hakuna Matata!"
But most of all, Harry was thinking that he was never, ever again going to allow Severus to get drunk.
House: Slytherin
Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairings: Severus, Harry, Others
Author's Notes: From 'Die Hard' and 'Lethal Weapon'. Also, this was inspired by rosedemon's 'Bibbity boppity boo' icon.
"Tell us again Harry!"
Harry, looking up from his celebratory glass of Firewhisky, grins and nods. "All right." He clears his throat. "So there I was, ready to curse his brains out, spell on my tongue, and you know what comes out instead?"
Eyes widen in expectation.
"Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!"
Howls of laughter fill the room.
"Then, after the old bastard is stunned into silence, Severus steps forward with a vial of acid and says, right before tossing it into his face..."
Everyone turns to the man in question.
"I'm too old for this shit." Severus mutters into his glass, smirking.
Title: Never, Ever Again
House: Slytherin
Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairings: Severus/Harry
Author's Notes: I’m going to burn so much for this. Oh Well... From 'The Lion King'
He was thinking about how he was never going to allow the man to go out celebrating.
"Hakuna Matata, what a wonderful phrase!"
About how he would chain him down in the dungeons where he could keep an eye on him.
"Hakuna Matata, ain't no passing craze!"
And about how he would make sure that he never allowed him to watch anything Muggle.
"It means no worries for the rest of you days, it's our problem free philosophy, Hakuna Matata!"
But most of all, Harry was thinking that he was never, ever again going to allow Severus to get drunk.