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When ya got it, Flaunt it/Who Ya Gonna Call?/Get Her
Title: When ya got it, Flaunt it
Characters: Snape, Harry
Word Count: 100
House: Gryffindor
Challenge: Gigawatts
A/N: Movie is The Producers. Not musical. Movie. Gene Wilder/Zero Mostel. Doesn't get any better then that.
“Ahem. AhEM. Cough! Cough!”
“I assume you’re making those cartoon noises to attract my attention,” Snape said, glaring at Harry. “What is it you fish-faced enemy of the people!”
Harry frowned.
“Aww, I hurt your feelings. Good. What is it?”
“I was looking through this stack of papers and I noticed something strange.” Harry held out what looked like an old manuscript. Snape looked at it and smiled.
“Do you know what you’ve found? Gold! Not Fool’s Gold, but real gold! ”
Harry looked down and read. “Springtime for Voldemort: A Gay Romp with Tom and Bellatrix in Little Hangleton. Wow.”
Title: Who Ya Gonna Call?
Characters: Ron, Hermione, Harry, disembodied voice
Word Count: 100
House: Gryffindor
Challenge: Gigawatts
A/N: Movie Ghostbusters.
There was a loud noise from the closet in the Gryffindor common room. Ron and Hermione circled around it just in time to see Harry burst out.
“Stay out!” a voice yelled from inside and the door slammed shut.
“Harry,” Ron asked, sounding scared. “What happened?”
Harry looked down at his hands in disgust. “He slimed me!” Ron made a face as if he was going to be ill and ran from the room.
Hermione shook her head and patted Harry on the shoulder. “For future reference, calling your willie the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man is not exactly a turn on.”
Title: Get Her!
Characters: Ron, Hermione, Harry, Moaning Myrtle
Word Count: 100
House: Gryffindor
Challenge: Gigawatts
A/N: Movie is Ghostbusters once more. You could go forever with that one movie.
“This is amazing!” Hermione said, staring at the goop that was dripping from the walls. “You never see ectoplasmic residue like this. Ron, get a sample.”
Ron turned his nose up in disgust. “Yuck. Someone blows their nose and you want to keep it.”
A low wail came from behind them. Hermione, Ron and Harry turned to see Moaning Myrtle sobbing loudly and blowing her nose into a transparent handkerchief.
“What should we do?” Ron asked Harry. Harry nodded.
“I have an idea. On the count of three. One. Two. GET HER!”
Ron laughed. “That was your plan? Get her?”
Characters: Snape, Harry
Word Count: 100
House: Gryffindor
Challenge: Gigawatts
A/N: Movie is The Producers. Not musical. Movie. Gene Wilder/Zero Mostel. Doesn't get any better then that.
“Ahem. AhEM. Cough! Cough!”
“I assume you’re making those cartoon noises to attract my attention,” Snape said, glaring at Harry. “What is it you fish-faced enemy of the people!”
Harry frowned.
“Aww, I hurt your feelings. Good. What is it?”
“I was looking through this stack of papers and I noticed something strange.” Harry held out what looked like an old manuscript. Snape looked at it and smiled.
“Do you know what you’ve found? Gold! Not Fool’s Gold, but real gold! ”
Harry looked down and read. “Springtime for Voldemort: A Gay Romp with Tom and Bellatrix in Little Hangleton. Wow.”
Title: Who Ya Gonna Call?
Characters: Ron, Hermione, Harry, disembodied voice
Word Count: 100
House: Gryffindor
Challenge: Gigawatts
A/N: Movie Ghostbusters.
There was a loud noise from the closet in the Gryffindor common room. Ron and Hermione circled around it just in time to see Harry burst out.
“Stay out!” a voice yelled from inside and the door slammed shut.
“Harry,” Ron asked, sounding scared. “What happened?”
Harry looked down at his hands in disgust. “He slimed me!” Ron made a face as if he was going to be ill and ran from the room.
Hermione shook her head and patted Harry on the shoulder. “For future reference, calling your willie the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man is not exactly a turn on.”
Title: Get Her!
Characters: Ron, Hermione, Harry, Moaning Myrtle
Word Count: 100
House: Gryffindor
Challenge: Gigawatts
A/N: Movie is Ghostbusters once more. You could go forever with that one movie.
“This is amazing!” Hermione said, staring at the goop that was dripping from the walls. “You never see ectoplasmic residue like this. Ron, get a sample.”
Ron turned his nose up in disgust. “Yuck. Someone blows their nose and you want to keep it.”
A low wail came from behind them. Hermione, Ron and Harry turned to see Moaning Myrtle sobbing loudly and blowing her nose into a transparent handkerchief.
“What should we do?” Ron asked Harry. Harry nodded.
“I have an idea. On the count of three. One. Two. GET HER!”
Ron laughed. “That was your plan? Get her?”