ms_hecubus
in
hp100
Circling // The Dobby Incident
Title: Circling
House: Ravenclaw
Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairing: Sirius, James
Challenge: Never
Author's Notes: Blame late-night infomercials for this one!
"I can believe you've never done this, Prongs!"
"Can't we do something else?"
"Well, if Lily had let you have a proper stag night"
James just glared.
"Come on, you're allowed one naughty act before you settle down."
"Fine Padfoot, let's do it."
***
A couple of days later the newlyweds were visiting some of Lily's muggle friends, that night a blurry memory. Her friend's husband was speaking.
"I have a mate who's into it. Can you imagine? Crop circles that look like genitals! It's no wonder there weren't any pictures in the papers."
Suddenly that night became a lot clearer.
Title: The Dobby Incident
House: Ravenclaw
Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairing: Dobby, house elves
Challenge: Never
Author's Notes: A comment to Aftermath prompted this. Who knew I was so into house elves?
"Dobby is telling the young Masters what happened. The Great Harry Potter is convincing the young Miss to stopping her meddling! Dobby is having his clothes back?"
Dobby's clothes lay in a corner of the kitchen, in front of his pile of hats.
"I is never hearing a house elf to be working without his clothes," Dobby sulked.
The eldest house elf tottered forward to pass judgment, "Dobby is staying in the kitchen tonight. You is having your clothes back after you is talking to the Headmaster. You is remembering you is a house elf and that is having meaning."
House: Ravenclaw
Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairing: Sirius, James
Challenge: Never
Author's Notes: Blame late-night infomercials for this one!
"I can believe you've never done this, Prongs!"
"Can't we do something else?"
"Well, if Lily had let you have a proper stag night"
James just glared.
"Come on, you're allowed one naughty act before you settle down."
"Fine Padfoot, let's do it."
***
A couple of days later the newlyweds were visiting some of Lily's muggle friends, that night a blurry memory. Her friend's husband was speaking.
"I have a mate who's into it. Can you imagine? Crop circles that look like genitals! It's no wonder there weren't any pictures in the papers."
Suddenly that night became a lot clearer.
Title: The Dobby Incident
House: Ravenclaw
Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairing: Dobby, house elves
Challenge: Never
Author's Notes: A comment to Aftermath prompted this. Who knew I was so into house elves?
"Dobby is telling the young Masters what happened. The Great Harry Potter is convincing the young Miss to stopping her meddling! Dobby is having his clothes back?"
Dobby's clothes lay in a corner of the kitchen, in front of his pile of hats.
"I is never hearing a house elf to be working without his clothes," Dobby sulked.
The eldest house elf tottered forward to pass judgment, "Dobby is staying in the kitchen tonight. You is having your clothes back after you is talking to the Headmaster. You is remembering you is a house elf and that is having meaning."