I love reality television. I don't give a fuck who it is, if they stick a camera in their house and they're real about it, I'll watch. It's just an added benefit when the person is Anna Nicole and her chest keeps falling out of her shirt (I spy nipple ( Read more... )

my password is too easy to guess, apparently. Well, fuck, if anyone out there really wants to be me, I feel sorry for you, and get a fuckin life, ok ( Read more... )

I'm on vacation until July 22nd, Summer break and all, so the show's just going to be a lot of the Best of Stern for a while ( Read more... )

I recently read that the majority of women wear the wrong bra size. I am hereby offering to measure any woman who would like for their proper bra size. You can find me in my studio, monday through friday, although this is a short week, but the point's still made. Come on over ( Read more... )

And why do these lesbians find Rosie O'Donnell's hands to be scary? Suzanne said that on the show today, that Rosie's hands were small and pudgy. Lesbians, the hand's all they got, so...I guess that's where it comes from? She said strap ons were no go ( Read more... )

So, everyone watched the season premiere of Son of the Beach last night...right? It was great, you all loved it, I know ( Read more... )

I love "kiss my ass" moments...people who get back at the people who gave them shit earlier. See, when I was starting out in radio, I was constantly told I'd never make it, that I sucked, and that I should just give up. Of course, I did suck, but I still wasn't going to give up, and I made it just the same ( Read more... )

Dysfunctional Family Picnic was fun, I brought my daughter, and she had a great time, for the most part. Great, until fucking Kelly Osbourne blew us off. I saw Kelly, said hello, fully intending to introduce her. And what does she do, says "Oh, hello," gives me some look like I'm some kind of douche bag, and runs off ( Read more... )

You have got to be fucking kidding me.

He should have taken the bet for $10,000. I guess it's a good thing he didn't...

Well, at least Robin thinks I'm better looking than Chaunce.

People in Korea will eat dogs, and they will eat cats, but they will not eat both together ( Read more... )