The Anna Nicole Show...
I love reality television. I don't give a fuck who it is, if they stick a camera in their house and they're real about it, I'll watch. It's just an added benefit when the person is Anna Nicole and her chest keeps falling out of her shirt (I spy nipple!!).
I'm also just a little annoyed that she said shit, and they didn't bleep it. I say goddamn and it gets bleeped by E!. Double standard there? I made a pretty hot chick myself, you know, and my breasts were about as real as hers were. I'll show a nipple if it'll stop E! from bleeping me...Hell, I'll show two.
What else. It's hot. Really fucking hot. As in..Anna's silicone would be melting hot. Sucks like Traci Lords, I tell ya...
Tomorrow's show David Duchovny will be on. I can't wait to bust his ass about leaving the X-Files. What the hell was wrong with him? He had a great show, he left it, it went down the tubes, and so did his career. WHY the fuck do people feel a need to leave shows that work? Like anyone will ever look at David Duchovny and see anyone other than Mulder. Ha!
It's late, and I somehow have to convince myself to sleep in my HOT AS FUCKING HELL bedroom. My air conditioning's barely working, but I don't know if the air conditioner's to blame, or Con Edison. Can someone explain to me where the hell they get off cutting power to 30% in the middle of a heat wave? Are we suddenly on the power discount plan or something? Uh...NO. I pay my bill, IN FUCKING FULL, every month. So I want as much goddamn power as I can use.
Con Ed can suck my cock. I bet the idiots that run that damn company have enough power for their air conditioners. They probably live in Connecticut or some place like that.
Fuck them all. I don't like sweating in my sleep. Sweating in bed is fine if Beth's with me, but... ;) She ain't here tonight. Obviously, if she was, ya think I'd be sitting at this computer?
ok, enough for the night.
I'm also just a little annoyed that she said shit, and they didn't bleep it. I say goddamn and it gets bleeped by E!. Double standard there? I made a pretty hot chick myself, you know, and my breasts were about as real as hers were. I'll show a nipple if it'll stop E! from bleeping me...Hell, I'll show two.
What else. It's hot. Really fucking hot. As in..Anna's silicone would be melting hot. Sucks like Traci Lords, I tell ya...
Tomorrow's show David Duchovny will be on. I can't wait to bust his ass about leaving the X-Files. What the hell was wrong with him? He had a great show, he left it, it went down the tubes, and so did his career. WHY the fuck do people feel a need to leave shows that work? Like anyone will ever look at David Duchovny and see anyone other than Mulder. Ha!
It's late, and I somehow have to convince myself to sleep in my HOT AS FUCKING HELL bedroom. My air conditioning's barely working, but I don't know if the air conditioner's to blame, or Con Edison. Can someone explain to me where the hell they get off cutting power to 30% in the middle of a heat wave? Are we suddenly on the power discount plan or something? Uh...NO. I pay my bill, IN FUCKING FULL, every month. So I want as much goddamn power as I can use.
Con Ed can suck my cock. I bet the idiots that run that damn company have enough power for their air conditioners. They probably live in Connecticut or some place like that.
Fuck them all. I don't like sweating in my sleep. Sweating in bed is fine if Beth's with me, but... ;) She ain't here tonight. Obviously, if she was, ya think I'd be sitting at this computer?
ok, enough for the night.