for adrienne:
if it's possible you are wierder than ari. what the fuck? daily ego boost? why don't you shove it, barbie. actually, why don't you go invest some money in a good shrink and have him sort out yer shit so you don't use up the remaining 1% of your brain that is in charge of voluntary thought/actions. or, you could realize the following: i thought that the away message was funny. and, since you didn't write it to begin with, why should it matter? if i am pretending that you said something, how are you an ego boost? it could have been anyone's name there. or better yet, i could have used the %n tag which would change the name to whoever was looking at it. would that be using the whole world as my ego boost? and really, when you analyze our "friendship" i am the one doing all of the complimenting. i haven't heard you compliment me once. i think the last time was this summer. so what does that say about us? i will admit that you do not have an ugly heart, but you could do a little therapy. i look forward to your witless, tactless reply, honey. have a wonderful rest of your day!
andy
andy