iTampon.

OK. The fact that I have blinding pain in my lady parts combined with the fact that my minor work-related screw up (a double order of something which I was only halfway responsible for) has me on the verge of tears* makes me think that I'm about to get my period. So I bought a Queen** because chocolate cures PMS, right?

* I would include ( Read more... )

Hello. I appear to be suffering from a LJ hangover.

I should maybe know better by now than to write a post when I'm in the throes of an emotional shootout. I blame mittelschmerz and a pushup bra.

I just woke up from a dream I was pregnant. I'm already forgetting some of the specifics, but I remember that, once I took the test, I knew I had to call n0thingman and tell him first. And it wasn't because he was the father -- I honestly have no sense from the dream of who the father was -- and that didn't even matter: I just needed to tell n0thingman first ( Read more... )

This may very well be old news to many of you, as I've personally seen it on my friends page SEVEN times today ( and counting), but apparently, according to new Federal guidelines, doctors are now supposed to treat all females, from their first period to the onset of menopause, as though they are "pre-pregnantCoffee? Bad. Alcohol? Bad. Cigarettes? ( Read more... )

The environmentally-friendly company Seventh Generation is sponsoring an excellent new program. From http://www.tampontification.com/donate.php:

Women’s shelters in the U.S. go through thousands of tampons and pads monthly, and, while agencies generally assist with everyday ( Read more... )

I logged on to check my email this morning and discovered that my vagina was profane.

From an email I just received from Glad Rags:

Apparently, spam filters think the female anatomy beginning with the letter "v" is profane. We've got some exciting information to pass on to about, well, you know. Please note, that while we have no problem using ( Read more... )