Menstrual Mishegas

[hopita]

OK. The fact that I have blinding pain in my lady parts combined with the fact that my minor work-related screw up (a double order of something which I was only halfway responsible for) has me on the verge of tears* makes me think that I'm about to get my period. So I bought a Queen** because chocolate cures PMS, right?

* I would include horniness in my litany of symptoms, but, well, that's a constant ...
** A smoothie we make here at The Co-op: Chocolate Soy Delicious, Rice Milk, and Peanut Butter. Throw it in a blender and yum ...