oh what a new years eve! <3 ( Read more... )

i suck. i suck. i suck.

ive had one of those crazy weekends. the kind that you cant believe really happened and are never going to stop laughing about it ( Read more... )

so im in college and i dont update my lj. but i thought it was important to update that today i dropped my cell phone off a really tall bridge into mud. and now it is possessed and takes pictures all the time ( Read more... )

its brybrys bday. wooo.

last night we went to dirty dover to celebrate. we beat pinkerton bitches at beruit and it was amaaaazing.

"treat your relationships like you treat a hand of poker ( Read more... )

college is basically sweet. having bry down the hall is even sweeter. our floor is awesome. classes are fine... my roommates rock. julie and i eat nachos at 2am. brys roommate and i smoke butts together. our RA wants to pick apples. last weekend i went home to see adam and jenn.. and i was home for a bit and i was like ugh this is boring, i have ( Read more... )

so apparently i dont update anymore ( Read more... )

::watching the lifetime movie about a track star::

"Dude, he's hot. i would drop my dreams of being a track star to bang him." -me
"yeah, thats why you aren't an allstar." -sonia
"i knew there was a reason i didnt do sports." -me
"maybe thats why i didnt do good in school, i was like fuck studying, hey lets bang." -sonia

for the first time in three years i had an amazing fourth of july weekend ( Read more... )