CAPSLOCK
I AM USING THE INTERNET ON A BUS. IT IS LIKE MAGICK. OR CRACK. MAYBE BOTH!!
OUR POSSESSIONS ARE IN A VAN WITH A TRAILER THAT IS WENDING IT'S WAY TO NYC RIGHT EFFING NOW. hankshiny WANTED ME TO RIDE IN THE BACK OF THE VAN BUT NO FUCKING WAY THERE IS A FUTON FRAME BACK THERE AND IT WOULD PROBABLY END WITH ME GETTING ALL DECAPITATED AND SHIT.
TONIGHT MY SOUL SISTAH TIFFANY AND I ARE GOING TO WATCH BSG S3 SEASON FINALE, AND I AM GOING TO TERRORIZE HER CAT PIGEON, AND THEN WE CAN EAT SOME MOTHERFUCKING BRUNCH BECAUSE THAT IS HOW WE ROLL.
I DON'T HAVE TO BUY A TICKET BACK TO DC BECAUSE WE ARE GODDAMN LIVING IN QUEENS NOW. VICTORY IS SWEET, MY FRIENDS.
I AM STUCK ON THIS BUS FOR 4 AND A HALF HOURS - PLZ ENTERTAIN ME. WHAT'S HAPPENING IN YOUR LIFE, RIGHT NOW? WHAT HORRIFYING THINGS HAVE YOU FOUND ON THE INTERNET? WHO IS YOUR GAY BOYFRIEND? CAPSLOCK ONLY BITCHES.
HERE IS MY CONTRIBUTION, IT IS jackichen007'S FAULT. SHE SHOWED ME THIS COMMUNITY narnia_dazzle AND I DON'T EVEN FUCKING LIKE THE NARNIA MOVIES BUT THE USERINFO IS A THING OF BEAUTY AND A JOY FOREVER. I AM GUILTILY THINKING OF JOINING FOR THE LULZ AND THE JPEGS.
EXCERPTS BELOW:
Skandar Keynes, Edmund Pevensie. Enjoys women's fur coats, Tilda Swinton and Turkish Delight.
Fun Fact: Related to Charles Darwin, John Maynard Keynes and David Hume.
You can Google them.
SKANDARWIN!!
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT ACTUALLY WANT TO SLEEP WITH SKANDARWIN. THAT WOULD BE WRONG. AND ILLEGAL.
BUT: EDMUND HAS TWO SWORDS!!!
YOUR TURN.
OUR POSSESSIONS ARE IN A VAN WITH A TRAILER THAT IS WENDING IT'S WAY TO NYC RIGHT EFFING NOW. hankshiny WANTED ME TO RIDE IN THE BACK OF THE VAN BUT NO FUCKING WAY THERE IS A FUTON FRAME BACK THERE AND IT WOULD PROBABLY END WITH ME GETTING ALL DECAPITATED AND SHIT.
TONIGHT MY SOUL SISTAH TIFFANY AND I ARE GOING TO WATCH BSG S3 SEASON FINALE, AND I AM GOING TO TERRORIZE HER CAT PIGEON, AND THEN WE CAN EAT SOME MOTHERFUCKING BRUNCH BECAUSE THAT IS HOW WE ROLL.
I DON'T HAVE TO BUY A TICKET BACK TO DC BECAUSE WE ARE GODDAMN LIVING IN QUEENS NOW. VICTORY IS SWEET, MY FRIENDS.
I AM STUCK ON THIS BUS FOR 4 AND A HALF HOURS - PLZ ENTERTAIN ME. WHAT'S HAPPENING IN YOUR LIFE, RIGHT NOW? WHAT HORRIFYING THINGS HAVE YOU FOUND ON THE INTERNET? WHO IS YOUR GAY BOYFRIEND? CAPSLOCK ONLY BITCHES.
HERE IS MY CONTRIBUTION, IT IS jackichen007'S FAULT. SHE SHOWED ME THIS COMMUNITY narnia_dazzle AND I DON'T EVEN FUCKING LIKE THE NARNIA MOVIES BUT THE USERINFO IS A THING OF BEAUTY AND A JOY FOREVER. I AM GUILTILY THINKING OF JOINING FOR THE LULZ AND THE JPEGS.
EXCERPTS BELOW:
Skandar Keynes, Edmund Pevensie. Enjoys women's fur coats, Tilda Swinton and Turkish Delight.
Fun Fact: Related to Charles Darwin, John Maynard Keynes and David Hume.
You can Google them.
SKANDARWIN!!
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT ACTUALLY WANT TO SLEEP WITH SKANDARWIN. THAT WOULD BE WRONG. AND ILLEGAL.
BUT: EDMUND HAS TWO SWORDS!!!
YOUR TURN.