If you enjoy any of the following:

• Classic British farce
• Matthew MacFadyen
• Alan Tudyk
• Peter Dinklage
• Alan Tudyk naked and completely out of his skull

LYNDON: (puttering around and unloading the dishwasher) Oh, I got all the parts I needed (for his kite camera -- MMF) so I'm going to be programming my doohickey this weekend.

ME: Well, that's a metaphor for masturbation I've never heard before.

LYNDON: (pause) You're a very strange little girl.

ME: I know.

When you listen to "Time to Say Goodbye" (Con Ti Partiro) sung by Andrea Bocelli and Sarah Brightman, and mentally MiST it with a bickering Bubba couple supplying the English translation (click on the link above to enjoy the song in the background as you read).
( I swear I don't know where this stuff comes from... )

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/chi/86861632.html

Craig's List, you are a friend of mine.

Yes, except the stern, self-controlled team leader is, ahem, a beagle. But I completely agree with everyone else's job positions!

Three cowboys are sitting around a camp fire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales begins. The first says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, ( Read more... )

My Unitarian
Jihad Name is: Sister Cattle Prod of Moderation.

Get yours.

http://www.gamejag.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&p=234546

Read. Enjoy. Thank me later.

Snagged from Susan Shwartz's newsgroup on www.sff.net:

"When the true home of the free and the brave takes over the lower 48 and does a bit of re-organizing, the provinces will not change names -- the states will."

Michigan = South Windsor
New York, New Hampshire, Massachussetts, Vermont = Champlainia
North and South Dakota = well, they just won' ( Read more... )