This is why I need a keeper

[hoosier_red]

LYNDON: (puttering around and unloading the dishwasher) Oh, I got all the parts I needed (for his kite camera -- MMF) so I'm going to be programming my doohickey this weekend.

ME: Well, that's a metaphor for masturbation I've never heard before.

LYNDON: (pause) You're a very strange little girl.

ME: I know.