I may have to write this at some undetermined future point...
Somewhere out there is a Ranma 1/2 fic where Ranma falls into Spring of Drowned Yaoi Fangirl and tries to fix up Genma and Soun.
I want the SPN version of this where young Sam (say, 15 or so) is cursed into trying to fix up John and Bobby. There'd be, like, the two of them coming back to Bobby's and Sam's set up a romantic table with roses and candles and they're just covered in dust and blood and going "No, Sam, really. It's okay. We're just, uh, gonna have a beer, okay?"
And Sam would be all teary-eyed and wibbly when it didn't work out.
I'm not sure where Dean would be in all this. In a coma on the couch, maybe.
I want the SPN version of this where young Sam (say, 15 or so) is cursed into trying to fix up John and Bobby. There'd be, like, the two of them coming back to Bobby's and Sam's set up a romantic table with roses and candles and they're just covered in dust and blood and going "No, Sam, really. It's okay. We're just, uh, gonna have a beer, okay?"
And Sam would be all teary-eyed and wibbly when it didn't work out.
I'm not sure where Dean would be in all this. In a coma on the couch, maybe.