Today is like Christmas, only it isnt.
ALL HAIL THE SHIBROWS.
ITS SIWONS BIRTHDAY!! 8D
Look, siwon, youre so retarded you even have two birthdays, just to fake people out and be a hot jerk. you and your stupid eyebrows.
Okay so lets get serious here.
Today, 24 years ago, is the day of the Apocalypse, the Reckoning, Judgement Day, whatever you want to call it, today is the day, 24 years ogo, that Jesus came back to Earth.
...
Okay but really, lets get serious XD
Wonface was born today after God had finally decided to give women the gift of ridiculously attractive male counterparts. Like. Finally. Really? Its about time. The entire female race had to live without Choi Siwon for over 2 thousand years. I am so glad I was born in this millenium. Not having Choi Siwon is like not having a really really really really hot piece of ass to look at. ....which...is pretty much what it is so that was a moot point.
But i think ive established the fact that Siwon is very easy on the eyes, not to mention very good-looking. :|
SO onto his personality. He is a JERK. lol jk but sometimes i see his facial expressions and im like wow, you look really Jerk-ish, Siwon. Are you being an ass-hole? but we all know he's actually incapable of that because despite being totally gay for Hanchul he is super religious and i know some of you will get weird but...i like that. its hard to find a guy whos grounded in his faith, and if anyone is, its Siwon. He talks about God casually as if He's his best friend, and really, thats what its supposed to be like. I mean, I cant marry Heechul (or Hankyung for that matter) since he's not religious (more power to you, Siwon! Help me out here!) but thankfully Donghae is so im covered in that area. But back to Siwon. I like that he's religious. I tease him a lot for it, as do a lot of people, but im like that little kid on the playground that tells the girl her flowery dress is stupid because it actually makes her look really cute and he's struggling with being a pre-pubescent 9 year old kid who likes video games and doesnt understand why she wont play them with him. Its because i like it :)
OKAY this is getting rambly. Choi Siwon, you are the perfect package. you are a hot piece of ass, youre super sweet and adorable, your skittish as hell like the horse you are, and you love God. What isnt there to like about you. Shibrows? endearing. Shihands? amusing. Evisu jean ads? .....yes. ...about those. we'll just not go there.
The point is, your parents must be proud of you, God must be really proud of you, and I want in your pants am proud of you too. I hope you have a really hot happy birthday, and i hope you giggle and laugh a lot because when you do it kind of makes something go all fuzzy inside me because you are SO RIDICULOUS WTF ITS ADORABLE ♥
when i get home, ill put saengil chukhahabnida on here in hangeul. also, damn, i should just write a post on how much i love you becacuse...damn.
Happy birthday, you stupid horse. ♥
(look, im really getting good at this birthday post thing...)
ITS SIWONS BIRTHDAY!! 8D
Look, siwon, youre so retarded you even have two birthdays, just to fake people out and be a hot jerk. you and your stupid eyebrows.
Okay so lets get serious here.
Today, 24 years ago, is the day of the Apocalypse, the Reckoning, Judgement Day, whatever you want to call it, today is the day, 24 years ogo, that Jesus came back to Earth.
...
Okay but really, lets get serious XD
Wonface was born today after God had finally decided to give women the gift of ridiculously attractive male counterparts. Like. Finally. Really? Its about time. The entire female race had to live without Choi Siwon for over 2 thousand years. I am so glad I was born in this millenium. Not having Choi Siwon is like not having a really really really really hot piece of ass to look at. ....which...is pretty much what it is so that was a moot point.
But i think ive established the fact that Siwon is very easy on the eyes, not to mention very good-looking. :|
SO onto his personality. He is a JERK. lol jk but sometimes i see his facial expressions and im like wow, you look really Jerk-ish, Siwon. Are you being an ass-hole? but we all know he's actually incapable of that because despite being totally gay for Hanchul he is super religious and i know some of you will get weird but...i like that. its hard to find a guy whos grounded in his faith, and if anyone is, its Siwon. He talks about God casually as if He's his best friend, and really, thats what its supposed to be like. I mean, I cant marry Heechul (or Hankyung for that matter) since he's not religious (more power to you, Siwon! Help me out here!) but thankfully Donghae is so im covered in that area. But back to Siwon. I like that he's religious. I tease him a lot for it, as do a lot of people, but im like that little kid on the playground that tells the girl her flowery dress is stupid because it actually makes her look really cute and he's struggling with being a pre-pubescent 9 year old kid who likes video games and doesnt understand why she wont play them with him. Its because i like it :)
OKAY this is getting rambly. Choi Siwon, you are the perfect package. you are a hot piece of ass, youre super sweet and adorable, your skittish as hell like the horse you are, and you love God. What isnt there to like about you. Shibrows? endearing. Shihands? amusing. Evisu jean ads? .....yes. ...about those. we'll just not go there.
The point is, your parents must be proud of you, God must be really proud of you, and I want in your pants am proud of you too. I hope you have a really hot happy birthday, and i hope you giggle and laugh a lot because when you do it kind of makes something go all fuzzy inside me because you are SO RIDICULOUS WTF ITS ADORABLE ♥
when i get home, ill put saengil chukhahabnida on here in hangeul. also, damn, i should just write a post on how much i love you becacuse...damn.
Happy birthday, you stupid horse. ♥
(look, im really getting good at this birthday post thing...)