With Lots of Naked People
Title: With Lots of Naked People
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Star Trek belongs to Gene Roddenberry, and the reboot to JJ Abrams. The rest is mine.
Summary: McCoy regrets letting Kirk babysit his niece.
Warnings: au (erica), mentions of pornography
Author's Notes: Just a bit of random silliness, written for the prompt "embarrassment" on my hc_bingo card.
"Yes, Erica," Kirk informed the pre-teen at breakfast one day.
McCoy raised a brow in confusion, as did Spock.
"Do I want to know what you two are talking about?" the doctor asked. "'Cause if you're proposin' marriage, Jim..."
The captain spluttered in surprised shock at the doctor's words.
"What!? No! Bones, I'm not marrying a twelve-year-old," Kirk informed his friend.
"I also believe that such a marriage would be considered illegal by Starfleet," Spock coolly added.
Erica snickered.
"I'd love to see Starfleet stop a marriage," she observed. "They'd have to get a proxy weddin' crasher, like in the movies."
"Movies? Jim, you're letting her watch romance movies!?" the doctor growled.
"No, I'm not, Bones," insisted Kirk.
"Yes, he is," Erica innocently claimed. "With lots of naked people."
"JAMES TIBERIUS KIRK! DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT PORNOGRAPHY IS BAD FOR TWELVE-YEAR-OLDS!?" bellowed McCoy, loud enough for the entire Officers' Mess to hear clearly.
Kirk's cheeks were so red that it looked like he had a high fever.
"Doctor, is it really necessary to shout so loudly?" Spock asked.
"Apparently," Erica offered, ignoring the glare Kirk was sending her.
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Star Trek belongs to Gene Roddenberry, and the reboot to JJ Abrams. The rest is mine.
Summary: McCoy regrets letting Kirk babysit his niece.
Warnings: au (erica), mentions of pornography
Author's Notes: Just a bit of random silliness, written for the prompt "embarrassment" on my hc_bingo card.
"Yes, Erica," Kirk informed the pre-teen at breakfast one day.
McCoy raised a brow in confusion, as did Spock.
"Do I want to know what you two are talking about?" the doctor asked. "'Cause if you're proposin' marriage, Jim..."
The captain spluttered in surprised shock at the doctor's words.
"What!? No! Bones, I'm not marrying a twelve-year-old," Kirk informed his friend.
"I also believe that such a marriage would be considered illegal by Starfleet," Spock coolly added.
Erica snickered.
"I'd love to see Starfleet stop a marriage," she observed. "They'd have to get a proxy weddin' crasher, like in the movies."
"Movies? Jim, you're letting her watch romance movies!?" the doctor growled.
"No, I'm not, Bones," insisted Kirk.
"Yes, he is," Erica innocently claimed. "With lots of naked people."
"JAMES TIBERIUS KIRK! DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT PORNOGRAPHY IS BAD FOR TWELVE-YEAR-OLDS!?" bellowed McCoy, loud enough for the entire Officers' Mess to hear clearly.
Kirk's cheeks were so red that it looked like he had a high fever.
"Doctor, is it really necessary to shout so loudly?" Spock asked.
"Apparently," Erica offered, ignoring the glare Kirk was sending her.