Dodgers: 4
Phillies: 10


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Champions League, Real Madrid vs. Milan, in Madrid, which of course means Kakaless Milan was playing against Kaka.

MILAN WON!

That's not just a win but THREE fucking away goals to take back to the San Siro for the return leg! Is that spectacular?! Is that delicious?! Can you hear me licking my lips in sweet, sweet gloating?!

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So today the little Dodgers liked to pretend that last night wasn't so bad-- all that talk about better to be completely blown out than to lose a heartbreaker.

Really, now.

Oh... be careful what you ask for.

Dodgers up 4 to 3 in Philly in the bottom of the ninth, runners on first and second, two outs... and Jimmy Rollins hits a two-run double.

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Yeah, had to log back on later just to re-savor this most glorious and delicious final score:

Dodgers: 0
Phillies: 11

And the Dodgers' classy Joe Torre is blaming his pitchers. Sure the pitching sucked, but last time I checked, it's not your pitchers' fault that your club got three hits and ZERO RUNSTHREE HITS AND ZERO RUNS! Hahahahahaha! This ( Read more... )

End of the 5th.

Dodgers: 0
Phillies: 8

Mmh! Unh!

Oh yeah baby, I think I'm gonna need a cigarette when this is over.

End of the 2nd. Was it good for you too?

Dodgers: 0
Phillies: 6

Dodgers are already on their third fucking pitcher!

Hahahahahahaha!

GO PHIGHTIN' PHILS!!!

Bottom of the 2nd.

Dodgers: 0
Phillies: 5

Hahahahahaha!

I almost feel sorry for Kuroda.

Except I don't at all.

Hahahahahahahaha!

Bases loaded! One out! Howard is up!

Mood: thrilled, savage, bloodthirsty and gloating (only the first three fit!).

PHILLIES!

Ryan Howard hit a two-RBI double in the ninth with two outs to get the Phillies back tied!

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I'm watching the Phillies game, they cut to a shot of the audience, and there was (drum roll)...

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Today's a nice day for a cheesesteak.


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