Karmic repercussions aside, I was daydreaming yesterday and decided that yes, I am the sort of person who would enjoy mailing dog poo to someone I am really angry with, at least in fantasy-land spiteful theory. (Yes, I know even the daydreaming isn't very karmically sound.) My little plot was shattered, however, when I remembered the person in ( Read more... )

Found this on GatoPreto's lj, took the test, scored disturbingly well considering the number of times I guessed. Go figure. :)
--Holly

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I'm getting this framed for my cube. It pretty much says it all. (Yes, I work for an evil empire)

http://spoon.org/stuff/pictures/jpgs/I-Want-You.jpg

- Blair

to describe my disgust after reading this article on the replacement of sex ed with Abstinence Only "education". As Blair put it, "I have no idea what to say to these people, except to hit them with a chair ( Read more... )

...or at least alive. Don't tend to kick too much, unless it's warranted ( Read more... )

So talking with our escalator/elevator repairing friend yesterday, he mentioned that while doing some work at the mall he was distracted by a kiosk worker who was about 4 months pregnant and wearing a crop top...which I tried to relay to my coworker, just out of amusement. Chaos ensued, see below ( Read more... )

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Well, we've been spat upon mightily by mother nature. We've been at home for the past two days, buried under 95cm (yes, 43 inches) of snow ( Read more... )

So, it's official now, because Blair actually booked the tickets - we're going to Vegas!


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One of our cats, the black one, who happens to be somewhat inappropriately named Chainsaw, is attempting to learn the English language. He's mastered a number of sounds, various 'tones of voice' and the ability to make a long, sustained string of syllables. He will also carry on a back-and-forth conversation, if you so desire. Terrifying ( Read more... )