So I just managed to burn my hardboiled eggs. Yes, burn. All of them are cracked and my entire living room/kitchen area smells like burnt death.
I really need to work on this whole "paying-attention" thing. It's clearly not working for me.
Anyway.
STAY THE FUCK IN LINE Seriously. If any of you are in the area and are stuck in line for a long time, CALL ME! I will bring you sandwiches and cookies! (Seriously, I will; just tell me your polling station and I will come feed you.) If you're not sure what your rights are as a voter and you're afraid you're going to get suppressed in some manner, GO TO YOUR LOCAL PLANNED PARENTHOOD OFFICE AND PICK UP ONE OF THE ACLU VOTER RIGHTS CARDS. They're free and have loads of information.
I know this may seem obvious, and the polls may put Obama in the lead, but the only way he's going to win is if you ACTUALLY get your ass out there and vote! I remember a blog post from a few days back about someone working a polling station in one of the early-voting states...she overheard a woman speaking to her friend about showing up. The woman said:
"I almost didn't show up today. Obama's got it in the bag anyway."
...UMWUTWUTWUT!? GO VOTE DAMMIT I'M SERIOUS.
And then there's this...
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Super powerful.