You will note that the following two tidbits are very out-of-character for me for two separate reasons.
DISCLAIMER NUMBER ONE: I really have very little to do with celebrities, as I don't give two shits about them. However, I found this hilarious.
Joaquin Phoenix done with movies I wouldn't really care except for this photo:
Maybe you should stick to making movies, buddy. English and spatial ability aren't really your friends, apparently.
DISCLAIMER NUMBER TWO: I know most of my friends on here are childfree as I am, and really don't care for kids. I normally don't either. However, I found this to be rather cute.
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Sure, the kid was just trained to say that and all, but it's still one of those "Kodak Moments" kind of things...pretty cute, actually.
That is all.
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