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How I Can Tell My Life Is Pathetic, Volume One:
~ I was lost in a daydream a little bit ago where my thigh was being gently stroked and tickled by someone I quite fancy, only to snap myself out of it shortly thereafter and find a huge disgusting bug crawling over my thigh. The REALLY sad part? It was the sweetest and most tender touch I've felt in over a year.
~ The highlight of my week has been discovering that Stride gum finally comes in cinnamon.
~ A close second to that would be getting excited about dyeing my hair this insane shade of bright red/orange that looks questionable on me. Why excited, you ask? Because it's the same hair color Peter Steele's ex-girlfriend has.
~ I've cried myself to sleep five out of seven nights this last week.
Tune in next week around this same time, if I haven't found someone to perform a mercy killing on me first.
~ I was lost in a daydream a little bit ago where my thigh was being gently stroked and tickled by someone I quite fancy, only to snap myself out of it shortly thereafter and find a huge disgusting bug crawling over my thigh. The REALLY sad part? It was the sweetest and most tender touch I've felt in over a year.
~ The highlight of my week has been discovering that Stride gum finally comes in cinnamon.
~ A close second to that would be getting excited about dyeing my hair this insane shade of bright red/orange that looks questionable on me. Why excited, you ask? Because it's the same hair color Peter Steele's ex-girlfriend has.
~ I've cried myself to sleep five out of seven nights this last week.
Tune in next week around this same time, if I haven't found someone to perform a mercy killing on me first.