Time to play everyone's favorite game show...
Name that hideous hair!!!
Starring...
"I shave my head because I like it that way, not because I'm bald before my time."
And also...
"My wife cuts my hair. Did I mention my wife is still trying to get back at me for leaving her for a man?"
And even...
"The crappy country I come from is so poor we cut our hair with tools used for turnip farming."
I can't believe how ugly our team is. Fairly impressive really. Maybe we all need to go on one of those crazy reality shows where a hideous hag and a gay man tell us how to look better. We all know the real reason Comrie is holding out is that he can't stand team peer pressure forcing him to let his brother cut his hair again.
Starring...
"I shave my head because I like it that way, not because I'm bald before my time."
And also...
"My wife cuts my hair. Did I mention my wife is still trying to get back at me for leaving her for a man?"
And even...
"The crappy country I come from is so poor we cut our hair with tools used for turnip farming."
I can't believe how ugly our team is. Fairly impressive really. Maybe we all need to go on one of those crazy reality shows where a hideous hag and a gay man tell us how to look better. We all know the real reason Comrie is holding out is that he can't stand team peer pressure forcing him to let his brother cut his hair again.