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I am working on an elaborate system of breakout plays that will render the trap useless. It's sheer brilliance. It's taken me three days so far, and I'm keeping all the work, diagrams, notes, etc on my laptop. Which means I can't leave my laptop unattended, not even for a second. The first 24 hours awake were kind of tough, but the last two days have been all right. I bought some pills that keep me alert. I haven't been able to eat anything, and I can't make my left foot stop moving, but it's all worth it. The spies have so far been thwarted. I just got back from Tim Horton's where they tried to read my mind with an elaborate crueller-based device. I grabbed my coffee, drank it, burnt my mouth and throat, and ran out of there. They tried to trick me into returning by yelling "Hey Mister, you forgot your change!" but I was wise to their ploy... poisoned maple dip! I am thinking of duct-taping the laptop to my chest and locking myself away... but first I need more pills. I think Horcoff is working for the trap. He must be destroyed. This pepsi needs something... something like... espresso... yesssss.... stay away! Spies! All of you!