Remus and Sirius Jump on the Slashwagon
Moony,
Remember how you said I should try my hand at writing up some more of our 'exploits' for all the horny men and women (and noodly gods) here at Hogwarts? Well, I think you may be onto something. And I'm really bored right now. Are you busy? Would you like to work on some gay porn with me? It's far more interesting than journal articles on Kappas or whatever it is you're studying these days. And our mating habits are far less nauseating than those of Kappas. Did you know the males have a penis that's shaped like a propellor on a Muggle airplane?
Why did I even bother asking? Of course you do. Anyway, so, you, me, tea, and gay porn? Yes?
Yours in manly gayness,
Padfoot