return owl to Sirius, charmed to turn unintended readers into fans of centaur pornprofmoonyOctober 19 2006, 02:35:17 UTC
Padfoot -
Well, actually, I was rather busy cleaning turds out of Ella's cage when your owl arrived, but I suppose (tepid though I may be) I could let that task go in favor of something slightly more stimulating. I'll be over in a few minutes.
Yours in gay manliness,
Moony
P.S. I think this would be as an appropriate time for a drink or two, don't you? I'll bring the booze.
Shortly after the owl delivered its message, Remus made his way over to the Slythendor suite with a bottle of Ol' Janx Spirit, a quill and a notebook. This was going to be interesting, he thought.
Re: return owl to Sirius, charmed to turn unintended readers into fans of centaur porntoujours_siriusOctober 19 2006, 02:54:57 UTC
Sirius was waiting for Remus at the door, the wards already disabled. "Slightly more stimulating?" he asked mock-indignantly by way of greeting. "I would hope sex with me was FAR more stimulating than cleaning up devil shit. Anyway, I hope you've washed your hands."
He stepped back to allow Remus to enter. "Ol' Janx. Nice. I've got a couple of glasses waiting for us," he said, striding over to the couch. "So, which of our incredibly exciting adventures should we start with first?"
"Don't worry, my hands are completely sterile. Well, mostly sterile." Remus came in and poured out a glass of Janx Spirit for each of them. "I don't know, Padfoot," he added. "Cleaning up marsupial turds is awfully exciting. But I think writing about the time we had sex in the Herbology section of the library might be even more exciting. You do remember that, right?" It was one of his fonder school memories.
He took a swig of the Janx Spirit and glanced over at the hammock. "Can I sit there? I think I would find it inspiring."
"Of course I remember. It was the only fun thing that ever happened in that section of the library...well, aside from the Great Dungbomb Raid of 1973, but it's like comparing apples and oranges, really."
Sirius picked up his glass of Janx Spirit and took a sip. Gesturing towards the hammock, he said, "Have at. Can't say it was ever used for its intended purpose - at least, not by me - but it does excude a sense of that sort of mischief, doesn't it?"
He threw himself down onto the couch. "Do you want to write, or shall I? I suppose we have to establish the setting first. You had mentioned it should take place in a Muggle school, right?"
Remus scribbled down more notes, then paused. "Hang on a second - who's our audience here? Are we appealing to straight women or gay men? I don't think gay men would really go for this romance novel stuff - all this business about mon petit fleur and crying and all that." He looked down at his notes and shook his head. "I think gay men would want to go straight to the sex, honestly. I mean, when I read porn..." His cheeks went slightly pink and he cleared his throat. "I mean, err... theoretically, if I were reading porn, I wouldn't want to be bothered with the preamble. And as I recall, the actual incident didn't include much preamble."
He chewed on his pen thoughtfully for a moment. "I suppose we could keep the flowing hair and alabaster skin, though. As long as we throw in something about firm buttocks, muscular thighs, and huge cocks." He paused uncomfortably, and added for the sake of truthfulness, "I've never actually read any gay porn. Just... err... never mind."
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Well, actually, I was rather busy cleaning turds out of Ella's cage when your owl arrived, but I suppose (tepid though I may be) I could let that task go in favor of something slightly more stimulating. I'll be over in a few minutes.
Yours in gay manliness,
Moony
P.S. I think this would be as an appropriate time for a drink or two, don't you? I'll bring the booze.
Shortly after the owl delivered its message, Remus made his way over to the Slythendor suite with a bottle of Ol' Janx Spirit, a quill and a notebook. This was going to be interesting, he thought.
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He stepped back to allow Remus to enter. "Ol' Janx. Nice. I've got a couple of glasses waiting for us," he said, striding over to the couch. "So, which of our incredibly exciting adventures should we start with first?"
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He took a swig of the Janx Spirit and glanced over at the hammock. "Can I sit there? I think I would find it inspiring."
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Sirius picked up his glass of Janx Spirit and took a sip. Gesturing towards the hammock, he said, "Have at. Can't say it was ever used for its intended purpose - at least, not by me - but it does excude a sense of that sort of mischief, doesn't it?"
He threw himself down onto the couch. "Do you want to write, or shall I? I suppose we have to establish the setting first. You had mentioned it should take place in a Muggle school, right?"
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He chewed on his pen thoughtfully for a moment. "I suppose we could keep the flowing hair and alabaster skin, though. As long as we throw in something about firm buttocks, muscular thighs, and huge cocks." He paused uncomfortably, and added for the sake of truthfulness, "I've never actually read any gay porn. Just... err... never mind."
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