((Maxim has a very thick Eastern European derived accent- I apologize if it gets confusing. Maxim is a 'Jägermonster' - they doesn't really have any special 'powers' persay, but have superhuman strength and resiliency as well as highly enhanced senses of smell (and hearing in Maxim's case). His right arm is mechanical, but, doesn't appear to be '
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What Beowulf wanted to say was something along the lines of what the Hel are you; what came out was "I AM BEOWULF! I'M HERE TO KILL YOUR MONSTER!"
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"I AM MAXIM!" he shouted back, although not quite so loudly. "I'M HYUR MONSTER! Hyu can try to kill me- if hyu can!" With no further adieu, a huge, toothy smile, and an enthusiastic "GRRRAH!", Maxim launched himself at the Geat, not even bothering with drawing his sword- Jägers tended to a hands-on approach, when possible. . .
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"GRRAAAAAH," came Beowulf's roar in answer. In the ensuing grapple, Beowulf's Gryffindor scarf came unknotted from about his brow, and tangled about the horns of his prefect hat.
It was the Sorting Hat's dream match. Hatwearer on Hatwearer!
"THOU ART NO MILF," panted Beowulf between lunges. Collisions and close contact had confirmed for the Geat that Maxim lacked bosoms. This was not the kind of monster for swiving. A Grendel-type rather than a Grendel's-mother type. "WHERE IS THY MOTHER, THAT I MAY SWIVE HER?"
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Maxim was indeed lacking any sort of bosom- not that this actually prevented him from looking pretty great in a dress. Which fortunately, he was not wearing, nor did he normally wear one, but his mun smells a potential chocolate plot in the future. "No, Hy'z not a Milf, Hy am a Jägermonster," Maxim told Beowulf, between various smashes and bashes, overturning a chair as he lept to avoid a close swing from the Geat. Between Beowulf's powerful attacks, and Maxim's quickness and frequent use of the furniture as launchpads/shields/bludgeoning devices (furniture was not a 'weapon', so it was perfectly fair in hand-to-hand combat in Maxim's opinion), the Sorting Room was quickly descending into utter disarray. "Vot's a Milf? Are dey goot fighters?" The terminology was unfamiliar to the Jäger, who pictured something rather small and furry, but with lots of teeth and sharp, pointy bits. "Dat's a goot hat hyu got dere, by da way," he commented- even with its Gryffindor scarf wrapping, Beowulf's hat was one that a Jäger ( ... )
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Maxim was not in fact a Jägermonster of any particular rank or importance- but he did fancy himself amongst the better fighters, and as a bit cleverer than the rest, and prided his current hat as evidence. "Hy earned dis hat! I took it from Ol' Man Death himself, de best dere's ever been! Until me, vat mit, Hy gots de hat!" That he actually tricked it out of the weathered old fighter he referred to wasn't a detail he cared to mention- he was pretty sure that not mentioning his occasional ability to use his brains ( ... )
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