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Application for Maxim (Girl Genius)

Apr 11, 2011 21:08

((Maxim has a very thick Eastern European derived accent- I apologize if it gets confusing. Maxim is a 'Jägermonster' - they doesn't really have any special 'powers' persay, but have superhuman strength and resiliency as well as highly enhanced senses of smell (and hearing in Maxim's case). His right arm is mechanical, but, doesn't appear to be ' ( Read more... )

beowulf, sadako yamamura, igor, application, vislor turlough, cyd sherman, maddie magellan, maxim

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iam_beowulf April 12 2011, 14:34:55 UTC

Lo, the stuff of bafflement did dizzy a noble Geat. 'Twas monster and warrior in one and the same personage, bedecked in headgear befitting a Hogwarts prefect.

What Beowulf wanted to say was something along the lines of what the Hel are you; what came out was "I AM BEOWULF! I'M HERE TO KILL YOUR MONSTER!"

nize_hat April 13 2011, 01:30:55 UTC

Maxim's hearing was such that he could have discerned the contents of a whisper from the across the room. He winced slightly as Beowulf's unexpected bellow pounded against his eardrums. He spun swiftly towards its source. Why, it could only be some sort of Othar Trygvassen-esque adventurer! This must be who he was supposed to fight! The Geat's usual amount of exposed skin suggested that this was not necessarily a 'Gentleman' Adventurer, like the aforementioned Othar, but this wasn't a detail of any import. What mattered was that here was something that Maxim understood! And this time, he wasn't going to let the adventurer-type talk him into playing hangman. . .

"I AM MAXIM!" he shouted back, although not quite so loudly. "I'M HYUR MONSTER! Hyu can try to kill me- if hyu can!" With no further adieu, a huge, toothy smile, and an enthusiastic "GRRRAH!", Maxim launched himself at the Geat, not even bothering with drawing his sword- Jägers tended to a hands-on approach, when possible. . .

iam_beowulf April 13 2011, 02:14:38 UTC

Beowulf's brawn and Maxim's speed made them very different sorts of fighters, but they shared a common approach: BERSERKER.

"GRRAAAAAH," came Beowulf's roar in answer. In the ensuing grapple, Beowulf's Gryffindor scarf came unknotted from about his brow, and tangled about the horns of his prefect hat.

It was the Sorting Hat's dream match. Hatwearer on Hatwearer!

"THOU ART NO MILF," panted Beowulf between lunges. Collisions and close contact had confirmed for the Geat that Maxim lacked bosoms. This was not the kind of monster for swiving. A Grendel-type rather than a Grendel's-mother type. "WHERE IS THY MOTHER, THAT I MAY SWIVE HER?"

nize_hat April 13 2011, 03:48:10 UTC

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Maxim was indeed lacking any sort of bosom- not that this actually prevented him from looking pretty great in a dress. Which fortunately, he was not wearing, nor did he normally wear one, but his mun smells a potential chocolate plot in the future. "No, Hy'z not a Milf, Hy am a Jägermonster," Maxim told Beowulf, between various smashes and bashes, overturning a chair as he lept to avoid a close swing from the Geat. Between Beowulf's powerful attacks, and Maxim's quickness and frequent use of the furniture as launchpads/shields/bludgeoning devices (furniture was not a 'weapon', so it was perfectly fair in hand-to-hand combat in Maxim's opinion), the Sorting Room was quickly descending into utter disarray. "Vot's a Milf? Are dey goot fighters?" The terminology was unfamiliar to the Jäger, who pictured something rather small and furry, but with lots of teeth and sharp, pointy bits. "Dat's a goot hat hyu got dere, by da way," he commented- even with its Gryffindor scarf wrapping, Beowulf's hat was one that a Jäger ( ... )

iam_beowulf April 13 2011, 23:21:32 UTC

"THOU'LT SWIVE NO GEATISH LADIES, THOU MONSTER! THEY ARE TOO MIGHTY TO BE ASSAILED BY SUCH A SKINNY WHIPLIMBED BEASTY!" bellowed Beowulf. "MY GRANDMOTHER WOULD MOP THE FLOOR WITH YOU, AND THAT FINE HAT OF YOURS WOULD ADORN HER WALL." The translation charm only insisted on transmitting Beowulf's pronominal archaisms when he was making a special effort at highfalutin' smacktalk. The rest of the time, modern English laxness prevailed. "MY HAT IS THE HAT OF A PREFECT. ARE YOU A PREFECT, TO WEAR A PROUD AND FANCY HAT? YOU MUST BE A MONSTER OF IMPORTANCE, I WEEN."

nize_hat April 15 2011, 04:19:42 UTC

"Dat iz soundink like a challenge!" retorted Maxim, thoroughly enjoying this seemingly chance meeting- Beowulf was admittedly keeping him busy, and again he just managed to dodge a blow that would have been quite impressive, had it connected. The next one did, and Maxim found himself hurled into a wall- which took a bit more damage than the Jäger himself actually did. He managed to roll out of the way of Beowulf's next attack, while readjusting his hat. "I tink I like de sound of hyur grandmutter, und dose Geatish ladies!"

Maxim was not in fact a Jägermonster of any particular rank or importance- but he did fancy himself amongst the better fighters, and as a bit cleverer than the rest, and prided his current hat as evidence. "Hy earned dis hat! I took it from Ol' Man Death himself, de best dere's ever been! Until me, vat mit, Hy gots de hat!" That he actually tricked it out of the weathered old fighter he referred to wasn't a detail he cared to mention- he was pretty sure that not mentioning his occasional ability to use his brains ( ... )

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