[Closed RP: Skwisgaar, Toki, Shoggies -- Jasper, Vladimir later]

[best_guitarist]

((Plus Nidhögg, if he wants to pal around at all. Continued from this thread, and very obviously NSFW since it's going to be full of Sharkgaar porn and gore and wrongness. Especially once Vladimir is involved. :P))

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[isnotabumblebee]

Toki was likewise grateful when the others left, as Pickle's commentary had definitely not been conducive to the mood. He just didn't have exhibitionist tendencies, especially where his bandmates who weren't Skwisgaar were concerned. He also wasn't worried about getting Skwisgaar back to the castle- he'd already decided that if they needed to, they could just have the Shoggies haul him back on one of their sleds. It might not have been a comfortable transportation idea, but, it would work well enough if the floaty candy wasn't sufficient. And, now that he'd submerged himself in the lake, he was comfortable enough- it was cold, but, carrying fish-boxes through the Norweigan snow while rather underdressed for the weather as a kid had been colder, and he'd survived that just fine

[best_guitarist]

"Fish god, pffft. Gods of de whole waters place you means," Skwisgaar corrected him imperiously, perhaps referring to the ocean, or all bodies of water in general. He ego demanded no less, if he was going to be stuck in this form for a while. "Withs de huge tridents withs lightnings on them. Bets we already haves some at Mordhaus, since theys on our albums cover. I needs my guitar too." Which may have to magically turn aquatic-looking too when he takes it into the water."It's de only holes I see. Ams probably used fors everything," he guessed, and for once his assumptions were surprisingly accurate. He sinuously undulated his lower body as he attempted to locate the muscles he wanted, and once he found them he was able to retract his cock back into his body the rest of the way, purposely leaving only the head visible, so his cloaca remained open around it. He investigated the strange opening with a finger, carefully wiggling his claw in it, then pressed his finger deeper inside. If he had an erection when Toki tried fucking him, it

[isnotabumblebee]

((I do hope Valentine'll be able to drop into the cracky fun at some point. =D))"Yeah, an oceans god, likes some sorts of seas king. We shoulds tell the butler to gets you the lightnings tridents if they's still at Mordhaus." It didn't occur to Toki that mixing electricity and water was actually a very bad idea. "And I should tell him I wants the scuba stuffs, then I coulds swim unders the lake with you, if there's not somes magic way to breathes the water. Might be funs to see what's unders the lake, and if there's any mermaids left after the dragon ates them

[best_guitarist]

Luckily for everyone involved, non-electrified but still properly metal looking tridents would be much easier to acquire, and Skwisgaar would probably only complain about the lack of lightning a little. Besides, he could always nag Ofdensen or the house elves or possibly Glorfindel to duplicate the effects of lightning with a simple wizarding magic light spell or something of the sort. Or perhaps the Shoggies might have suggestions, as they'd apparently known actual sea god type people.

"There's still de ugly mermaids downs there, and de ugly mermaids-guys too. Theys just hiding now," he explained, and looked annoyed as he went on. "They might try to gets kinky and bites you likes they dids to me." Which he was still considering foreplay since none of the biting had injured him, and hence his irritation at thinking they might do it to Toki. Even though they technically had what could qualify as an open relationship, the longer they were together, the less he liked the thought of Toki with anyone else -- with increasingly few