[Closed RP: Skwisgaar, Toki, Shoggies -- Jasper, Vladimir later]

[best_guitarist]

((Plus Nidhögg, if he wants to pal around at all. Continued from this thread, and very obviously NSFW since it's going to be full of Sharkgaar porn and gore and wrongness. Especially once Vladimir is involved. :P))

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[isnotabumblebee]

Toki was likewise grateful when the others left, as Pickle's commentary had definitely not been conducive to the mood. He just didn't have exhibitionist tendencies, especially where his bandmates who weren't Skwisgaar were concerned. He also wasn't worried about getting Skwisgaar back to the castle- he'd already decided that if they needed to, they could just have the Shoggies haul him back on one of their sleds. It might not have been a comfortable transportation idea, but, it would work well enough if the floaty candy wasn't sufficient. And, now that he'd submerged himself in the lake, he was comfortable enough- it was cold, but, carrying fish-boxes through the Norweigan snow while rather underdressed for the weather as a kid had been colder, and he'd survived that just fine

[best_guitarist]

"Fish god, pffft. Gods of de whole waters place you means," Skwisgaar corrected him imperiously, perhaps referring to the ocean, or all bodies of water in general. He ego demanded no less, if he was going to be stuck in this form for a while. "Withs de huge tridents withs lightnings on them. Bets we already haves some at Mordhaus, since theys on our albums cover. I needs my guitar too." Which may have to magically turn aquatic-looking too when he takes it into the water."It's de only holes I see. Ams probably used fors everything," he guessed, and for once his assumptions were surprisingly accurate. He sinuously undulated his lower body as he attempted to locate the muscles he wanted, and once he found them he was able to retract his cock back into his body the rest of the way, purposely leaving only the head visible, so his cloaca remained open around it. He investigated the strange opening with a finger, carefully wiggling his claw in it, then pressed his finger deeper inside. If he had an erection when Toki tried fucking him, it

[isnotabumblebee]

((I do hope Valentine'll be able to drop into the cracky fun at some point. =D))"Yeah, an oceans god, likes some sorts of seas king. We shoulds tell the butler to gets you the lightnings tridents if they's still at Mordhaus." It didn't occur to Toki that mixing electricity and water was actually a very bad idea. "And I should tell him I wants the scuba stuffs, then I coulds swim unders the lake with you, if there's not somes magic way to breathes the water. Might be funs to see what's unders the lake, and if there's any mermaids left after the dragon ates them

[best_guitarist]

Luckily for everyone involved, non-electrified but still properly metal looking tridents would be much easier to acquire, and Skwisgaar would probably only complain about the lack of lightning a little. Besides, he could always nag Ofdensen or the house elves or possibly Glorfindel to duplicate the effects of lightning with a simple wizarding magic light spell or something of the sort. Or perhaps the Shoggies might have suggestions, as they'd apparently known actual sea god type people.

"There's still de ugly mermaids downs there, and de ugly mermaids-guys too. Theys just hiding now," he explained, and looked annoyed as he went on. "They might try to gets kinky and bites you likes they dids to me." Which he was still considering foreplay since none of the biting had injured him, and hence his irritation at thinking they might do it to Toki. Even though they technically had what could qualify as an open relationship, the longer they were together, the less he liked the thought of Toki with anyone else -- with increasingly few

[isnotabumblebee]

Hopefully someone such as the house-elves or a magical elf would be able to assist Skwisgaar if he decided he absolutely required electrified-looking tridents. For, if Skwisgaar were to consult the Shoggies regarding appropriate weapons for a sea god to carry around, their answer would prove to be a five-ton monolith"You then you can bites them back, if they tries to fish-rapes me," Toki told Skwisgaar, convinced that in his sharky form he could probably kick any mermaid's ass. "And stabs them withs the lightning trident. Maybe I should gets one too- but you's the fish god, so gets the better one." Although he was intrigued by the idea of seeing these ugly mermaids, it was because seeing mythical creatures was cool, and not out of any desire to experience what Skwisgaar thought of as mermaid foreplay. Unless it was Skwisgaar doing such things to him- likewise, the only merman Toki was interested in doing anything with but seeing was Skwisgaar. Toki simply wasn't one to take advantage of their open relationship, which meant that

[best_guitarist]

Skwisgaar did have supernatural strength as a merman, so a five-ton monolith-baseball-bat (in miniature) might work; it just wouldn't look quite as cool as big pointy things he could zap people with, or impale them on. But at least the Shoggies could help design a metal-looking stone base for his aquarium, and maybe the decorative rock formations inside of it -- something only Toki might come up with, since he'd actually kept fish before with an especially apt shark poster on the wall, and merman tank interior design wouldn't occur to Skwisgaar beyond maybe wanting a shark-bed in it. And of course some kind of filtration system, so he wouldn't be swimming around in his own waste.

"Ja, you should gets some too," he replied, probably only warming to the idea because Toki had added the condition that his trident wouldn't be quite as awesome. Skwisgaar was easy to please and even manipulate to some extent, when one knew just the right way to stroke his ego. "Yous figures out how to breathes de waters and we gets tridents and goes and

[isnotabumblebee]

Chances were that the construction of Skwisgaar's aquarium, at least as a glass tank with water and a filtration system, would be relatively fast. It would be the other additions that Toki and the Shoggies would come up with that would take an extra day or two. Having kept fish, Toki believed that fishtank interior design was important, and, so would end up thinking it just as important for mermen. And, it was likely he'd have a bit too much fun with it. Not only would his tank be likely to contain a reef-looking arrangement, it would probably contain some entirely unnecessary fishtank decor along the lines of shipwreck bits and sunken treasure chests. And of course there'd need to be some sort of shark-bed, since mermen presumably had to sleep too

[best_guitarist]

((You know, that fish in your icon almost kind of looks like a weird grinning dick with eyes to me now... XD))

Skwisgaar's upper body might presumably still be comprised of bone, as a human's would be, but the rest of him definitely wasn't -- his seemingly impossible flexibility came from the fact his lower body's skeletal system had only cartilage and connective tissue, like a shark's. It did help that he at least had a rib cage, unlike sharks, as otherwise he'd more than likely suffer internal damage when attempting to move around out of the water. Despite his flexibility, it was sort of difficult to swim in place upside down the way he was for more than a few minutes at a time. His tail had to be in constant motion just so he wouldn't inadvertently flip over, or sink, and as a result Toki was getting splashed more than before. And Toki's voice was distorted when heard from underwater, but Skwisgaar could still understand him well enough -- particularly when he moaned, which translated into a rather unique vibration that both

[isnotabumblebee]

((Heheh, I noticed the similarity a while back- probably why I keep using it. XD It amuses me! I need to get Toki some of those new a la carte icons so he can have some more.))

Toki was actually quite interested regarding the new complexities of Skwisgaar's anatomy- luckily, he wan't at all inclined to open him up and discover exactly what fish parts he ended up with. He was quite content to admire his unusual new flexibility, and enjoy the benefits that it appeared to bring. He was getting quite soaked from all the splashing, but, it wasn't as if this mattered to him when he was already in a lake. He unfortunately couldn't experience the unusual sensations which affected Skwisgaar due to sound, and was entirely unaware they were even happening. Had he realized it, he'd have probably deliberately exaggerated his own sounds of pleasure in order to increase Skwisgaar's. But, his natural reactions were far from lacking, as he was fully caught up in pleasure, finding a challenge to form real words, but moaning and whimpering loudly at

[best_guitarist]

Skwisgaar was just impatient to be fucked now that it appeared to be possible, and he kept his back arched as he pushed against Toki's ass, encouraging him to thrust as deeply as he could. Once he obliged, Skwisgaar kept most of his body still so as not to accidentally rub his scabrous skin against Toki the wrong way -- aside from his tail, which was in continuous motion, and of course his cock, which he continued to slide against Toki's with every thrust. "Songs can waits, fucks me now," he said, and distracted Toki from talking with increasingly demanding kisses each time he tried to, but was careful not to become too violent. Had he not been so completely aroused by how vocal Toki was being, he might have also been more than a little amused; maybe Toki being a bit drunk wasn't such a bad thing after all, if this was the result.

He'd become thoroughly lost within the pleasure of their fucking, and the sudden wet warmth he could feel spilling over his cock startled a loud moan from him. That was unexpected, being able to feel Toki

[isnotabumblebee]

Toki wasn't abraised too badly by Skwisgaar's tail, and at the time, he didn't really notice it. Chances were he'd notice it later, but it was nothing a few more beers and perhaps a bit of ointment wouldn't fix. Skwisgaar's cock was luckily not at all abrasive, it just felt amazing against his, especially with its occasional unexpected motions. He returned Skwisgaar's kisses fiercely, groaning and whimpering into his mouth as he kept thrusting into Skwisgaar for as long as he could manage. Although a bit drunk, he wasn't anywhere near the forgetful point of intoxication, and this was and experience he was definitely going to remember, and vividly

[best_guitarist]

((Sure. I know you're busy with an app and Jasper-mun's busier with RL now and I'm just slow, so we can FTB-handwave a lot of stuff to keep the plot moving if you guys prefer. I figure we'd do a FTB on any actual bath-sex anyway if Valentine wants to make it a Sharkgaar threesome?
Jasper included with permission. And this ran a bit long so I'll have to post it in two comments...))

Skwisgaar hummed a sound of contentment when he felt Toki's hand moving over his dorsal fin, sinking further into lassitude. Having sex in the privacy of their own room would be better in at least one respect, as he'd be able to fully relax and maybe even take the shark equivalent of a nap afterward if he felt inclined to. Even if he'd wanted to risk it in the lake, the perpetual activity beneath the water and resulting vibrations would keep him too alert to rest. He hadn't fully adapted to being so aware of everything going on around him when he was in the water

[best_guitarist]

Jasper's offer assuaged Skwisgaar's irritation over being interrupted somewhat, but he wasn't as thrilled or grateful as the vampire and his husband probably expected him to be. He didn't want to stay in someone else's bath, no matter how huge it may be; he wanted to be in his own room so he and Toki could get back to their scheduled sex marathon while he was still a mer-creature. Of course, the Baron probably had ulterior motives for consenting to let him use his bath, and might have something amusing planned? As long as he wasn't expected to owe or repay the Baron, he thought it might be worth it to find out. His aquarium hopefully wouldn't take too long to build in the meantime

[isnotabumblebee]

((No need to rush stuff that you two would rather RP, but might as well FTB the less exciting details like walking through the hallways. I figured we'd play it by ear as the FTB-ing goes, if Valentine joins in and makes it a threesome I expect we will. Vlad's likely to jump to the Sharkgaar-molesting as soon as he gets a chance though, so I still expect plenty of strange, cracky perviness. =D And my comment went over and was too hard to trim down so it's in parts too, sorry!))Toki was likewise feeling pleasantly drained, but, knew better than to even think about a nap in the lake. Even though he was a bit drunk, the issues with the idea were obvious. He was quite content to float there with Skwisgaar for a while, playing idly with his dorsal fin and letting Skwisgaar double as a floatation device. "Yeah, I don't want to drink any shits tasting potions, but we can just try to makes me not bleed that much." A blood bag stuck to his arm wouldn't be that bad, he supposed, but at Hogwarts, chances were he'd have to drink some weird potion

[isnotabumblebee]

Skwisgaar knew Jasper better than Toki, and most of what Toki knew about him, he had learned from Skwisgaar. But, Jasper was on his list of 'friends' at the school, being a 'cannibals-vampire', and therefore pretty brutal, and (inaccurately) married to the 'guns' teacher besides, who Toki also liked, mainly for his guns. And so, even if he hadn't been there to offer to help Toki wouldn't have minded too much. His natural naivete meant that he had no idea of the ulterior motives which of course existed in the offer, and besides, he'd have only been concerned if those ulterior motives were pervy motives directed at himself. Which, in fact, they were not- the Baron thought Toki rather cute, but, also a bit weird for his taste. Skwisgaar's choices of random fucks were his own, and, unless there was a certain Elf-Lord involved, not something Toki had interest in being a part of himself. He did have to admit that Jasper was quite pretty in the moonlight, but, it was in a holding-hands-while-looking-longingly-into-eyes sort of way. Which,

[j_whitlock]

((Then I'll move them to the bath in my comment, ja? Toki needs to make an appearance for the fight to happen, so I'll write him in too.))Jasper had no interest in any debauchery, but had no doubt that that was the entire purpose of Vladimir's 'friendly' offer. It was a little bit disappointing, since it meant he'd be left feeling like the awkward third wheel yet again if he chose to stay and hang out with them, so he'd probably volunteer to help Toki and the Shoggies with the aquarium instead. At least Skwisgaar would hopefully be treated better than before, now that Vladimir had no reason to feel embarrassed just being seen with him, as he had at their first meeting, considering Skwisgaar with Dethklok apparently wielded more power and influence than pretty much the rest of Vladimir's numerous fuck buddies combined