Dear Cooper,
Hello! This is Ron Weasley here; do you remember me? I was a student here for a while, you, uh, butt into were involved in my puppet problem? Anyways, I've been away for a few months now, but I'm back. I know this is really out of no where, but I have a few questions to ask you about. First off, I know you're interested in werewolves. Just so you know, I understand why you'd be nervous, but I've always thought it was a bit out of nowhere, and I can't really agree with you about that whole werewolf hunt.
Still, there is something I need to talk to you about that's vaguely connected to what you were investigating, and I was wondering if you knew anything about it. They're called furries, and they're like werewolves because they're furry, and that's about it. But even so, I thought you might have heard something about them since you were always so active.
Thanks,
Ron Weasley