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1stofficer_1701 in hogwarts_hocus

application

Feb 07, 2006 14:26

Application for Spock son of Sarek son of Skon:

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oldoneofrlyeh February 7 2006, 21:07:28 UTC

(Sign: "... I like you. I like you VERY MUCH. RAVENCLAW WITHOUT A DOUBT. I might be interested in the Lectures of Surak. But I'm guessing you have no Mi-Go.")

1stofficer_1701 February 7 2006, 21:22:51 UTC

Sir, you honor me.

The ship's computer has no entry for "Mi-Go". I find this to be a most distressing oversight. Perhaps you could tell me more?

Would you prefer to read the Lectures in their original Vulcan?

oldoneofrlyeh February 7 2006, 22:17:35 UTC

(Sign: "They are a race of intelligent Crustecean-Like Fungus that live on the Sphere of Yuggoth, or as humans refer to it: The Planet Pluto. Though it is but one of their many outposts. Very scientifically advanced and incredibly intelligent. Despite this, and you may find some objection with this, I prefer them as an occasional snack.

And yes, I would. Do you happen to have one, Mr. Spock?")

1stofficer_1701 February 8 2006, 02:33:08 UTC

*Spock's left eyebrow rises sharply towards his hairline.* Fascinating. This species would appear to be completely unique to this universe. I shall certainly start researching immediately. But I cannot ethically condone snacking on a sentient life-form.

I will be pleased to present you with my own copy of the Lectures of Surak. *He does so with a slight bow.*

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waste_lock February 7 2006, 21:23:15 UTC

Logical as a graphing calculator and refuses to drink?

Ravenclaw, and a huge sigh of relief.

1stofficer_1701 February 7 2006, 21:35:04 UTC

Thank you. I believe that the Ravenclaw house will suit me admirably.

I have been called a "stick in the mud" before by my crewmates, though I could not tell you what dead tree matter imbedded in a mixture of soil and water have to do with my desire to preserve the health of my mind and internal organs. I am gratified to find a human being who understands this simple logic.

dice_addict February 7 2006, 22:52:42 UTC

Definitely Ravenclaw, and could you show me the Vulcan nerve pinch on someone that isn't me?

1stofficer_1701 February 8 2006, 02:36:37 UTC

Thank you. I believe Ravenclaw will present many opportunities for research and intelligent debate.

If you will procure a volunteer, I will demonstrate the nerve pinch at your convenience.

dice_addict February 8 2006, 02:39:22 UTC

You're welcome!

Hm... *considers* Is it painful? I'll be easier to get volunteers if I can promise it'll be a painless process.

1stofficer_1701 February 8 2006, 02:51:41 UTC

Performed by an expert, the only pain suffered is a slight soreness in the shoulder. One must take care that the subject does not injure himself when he falls, however.

I would not recommend that you practice on a friend. A nerve pinch by a novice may have no effect, or... a slightly stronger one than anticipated.

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Re: Ravenclaw 1stofficer_1701 February 8 2006, 02:40:09 UTC

Thank you for your vote. *Spock nods politely.* I am a Vulcan - I could hardly be illogical.

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Re: Ravenclaw 1stofficer_1701 February 8 2006, 05:45:11 UTC

I am very willing to do so ( ... )

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4th_lt_crumpet February 7 2006, 23:47:02 UTC

Ravenclaw, with the other natural philosophers.

1stofficer_1701 February 8 2006, 02:54:08 UTC

I will welcome the opportunity to converse with so many fellow scientists. Thank you for your vote, sir.