(Sign: "... I like you. I like you VERY MUCH. RAVENCLAW WITHOUT A DOUBT. I might be interested in the Lectures of Surak. But I'm guessing you have no Mi-Go.")
(Sign: "They are a race of intelligent Crustecean-Like Fungus that live on the Sphere of Yuggoth, or as humans refer to it: The Planet Pluto. Though it is but one of their many outposts. Very scientifically advanced and incredibly intelligent. Despite this, and you may find some objection with this, I prefer them as an occasional snack.
And yes, I would. Do you happen to have one, Mr. Spock?")
*Spock's left eyebrow rises sharply towards his hairline.* Fascinating. This species would appear to be completely unique to this universe. I shall certainly start researching immediately. But I cannot ethically condone snacking on a sentient life-form.
I will be pleased to present you with my own copy of the Lectures of Surak. *He does so with a slight bow.*
Thank you. I believe that the Ravenclaw house will suit me admirably.
I have been called a "stick in the mud" before by my crewmates, though I could not tell you what dead tree matter imbedded in a mixture of soil and water have to do with my desire to preserve the health of my mind and internal organs. I am gratified to find a human being who understands this simple logic.
Performed by an expert, the only pain suffered is a slight soreness in the shoulder. One must take care that the subject does not injure himself when he falls, however.
I would not recommend that you practice on a friend. A nerve pinch by a novice may have no effect, or... a slightly stronger one than anticipated.
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The ship's computer has no entry for "Mi-Go". I find this to be a most distressing oversight. Perhaps you could tell me more?
Would you prefer to read the Lectures in their original Vulcan?
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And yes, I would. Do you happen to have one, Mr. Spock?")
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I will be pleased to present you with my own copy of the Lectures of Surak. *He does so with a slight bow.*
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Ravenclaw, and a huge sigh of relief.
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I have been called a "stick in the mud" before by my crewmates, though I could not tell you what dead tree matter imbedded in a mixture of soil and water have to do with my desire to preserve the health of my mind and internal organs. I am gratified to find a human being who understands this simple logic.
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If you will procure a volunteer, I will demonstrate the nerve pinch at your convenience.
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Hm... *considers* Is it painful? I'll be easier to get volunteers if I can promise it'll be a painless process.
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I would not recommend that you practice on a friend. A nerve pinch by a novice may have no effect, or... a slightly stronger one than anticipated.
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