WART #66(6): Toki's Totally Metal Show

[secondfastest]

Okays, so it has come to my attentions that there’s a lots of peoples here who don’t know shit abouts metal. So as the world’s second fastest guitarist in the greatests band ever, I, Toki Wartooth, thinks I should fix this. So we gonna starts off with some Dethklok, which is my bands and the most brutal, awesome bands ever. This one is “

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[orientthataway]

Man, I wish we were home. I'd get you into some sweet venues to play.

[secondfastest]

Hey, you the guy from borders, right?

[orientthataway]

Bordertown, yeah, that's me.

[secondfastest]

Hi! So if you wants us to play there, you have to call the manager. But I thinks we on a break now, so it's okay.

[orientthataway]

Yeah,the problem is, they don't exactly have phones in Bordertown.

[secondfastest]

...yeah, that's a problem. What are they, Amishes or something?

[orientthataway]

Phones don't work because of the elves and the magic.

[secondfastest]

...so my Dethphone won't works here?

[orientthataway]

.... what's a Dethphone?

[secondfastest]

This is a Dethphone. It's heavy. It hurt my hand. It has crappy minutes that don't start until really lates at night. I hates it.

[orientthataway]

Yeah, no, that won't work there.

Why the hell don't you get a new phone?

[secondfastest]

Oh. Well, we gots a special deal with the company that make it, so we can't use another phones. We designed it while we was drunk, so that was probably a mistakes.

[orientthataway]

... yeah. Maybe.

You have a very weird life, don't you?

[secondfastest]

Eh, at least it ain't boring.

[orientthataway]

Word.