WART #66(6): Toki's Totally Metal Show
Okays, so it has come to my attentions that there’s a lots of peoples here who don’t know shit abouts metal. So as the world’s second fastest guitarist in the greatests band ever, I, Toki Wartooth, thinks I should fix this. So we gonna starts off with some Dethklok, which is my bands and the most brutal, awesome bands ever. This one is “Briefcase Full of Guts.” (lyrics)
Also, we gots some classic stuffs. Like “Iron Man” (lyrics) by a bands called Black Sabbath. Oh, and “Crazy Train” by just the lead singers, Ozzy Osbourne. (lyrics) If you don’t know who dat is, you gots problems. And some Judas Priest. I gotta mention Judas Priest. “You’ve Got Another Thing Comin’” is a good one. (lyrics)
Oh, everyone love this one. AC/DC, “Back in Black.” (lyrics)
We also gots this band, Pantera. They’s good. This one is “Walk.” (lyrics)
Metallica’s a good one to listen to sometimes. Not my favorites, but they did a lot for metal. “Master of Puppets” is okay. (lyrics) Alsos, we gots dis band, Beatallica, and they play Beatles and Metallica. Here’s “I Want to Choke Your Band.” (lyrics) Brutal.
Rammstein is this band from Germany. “Engel” is sorta slow, but is good heavy shit, you knows? (lyrics in German, English translation)
White Zombie had some good stuff. “Thunder Kiss ‘65” was a good one. (lyrics)
I finish with more Dethklok: “Inner Child Tied and Beaten In My Trunk." (lyrics)
Also, we gots some classic stuffs. Like “Iron Man” (lyrics) by a bands called Black Sabbath. Oh, and “Crazy Train” by just the lead singers, Ozzy Osbourne. (lyrics) If you don’t know who dat is, you gots problems. And some Judas Priest. I gotta mention Judas Priest. “You’ve Got Another Thing Comin’” is a good one. (lyrics)
Oh, everyone love this one. AC/DC, “Back in Black.” (lyrics)
We also gots this band, Pantera. They’s good. This one is “Walk.” (lyrics)
Metallica’s a good one to listen to sometimes. Not my favorites, but they did a lot for metal. “Master of Puppets” is okay. (lyrics) Alsos, we gots dis band, Beatallica, and they play Beatles and Metallica. Here’s “I Want to Choke Your Band.” (lyrics) Brutal.
Rammstein is this band from Germany. “Engel” is sorta slow, but is good heavy shit, you knows? (lyrics in German, English translation)
White Zombie had some good stuff. “Thunder Kiss ‘65” was a good one. (lyrics)
I finish with more Dethklok: “Inner Child Tied and Beaten In My Trunk." (lyrics)