My old travelcard wallet is held together with black gaffer and contains a picture of a startled stranger ( Read more... )

Digging the starry pineapples.

Dear me. How sad. Never mind.

Dear twatty-boy in the Frenchay hospital bus. No doubt you consider yourself above moral reproach because you are doing 'good works' and criticising NHS workers is akin to booting baskets of kittens into acid-filled industrial canals. However, the next time you come past me with a foot to spare, I'm going to climb in the bloody passenger door and ( Read more... )

Back from that there Londons, which had been rendered splendidly French for the occasion. It was very odd to be standing next to an 'Aquarel' banner and opposite a 'Champion' example while the Gendarmerie trundled past in (very flash) LHD Landies... While standing next to the Serpentine bridge ( Read more... )

There's probably something terribly chocolate-box-cover about cyclists covered with a dusting of hoar-frost. Not if you're the pillock in question, mind. Then it's just a bit bleedin' parky ( Read more... )

Ickle flower (of romance) deathboy wanted a bit of cheery news. The big Donovan ( Read more... )

This running business comes on apace (Ahaha. Oh, I'm such a card.) which is jolly fine. Shin splints and not being able to drive home afterwards are distant memories, even though I'm covering four times the ground.

We're coming up to that Tour time of year, too. That'll be me in front of the telly for several hours a day.

The last time I went to the Nice Shop to buy some proper running shoes, they had me pile up and down St. Michael's Hill (it's steep, even for Bristol) a half-dozen times in different examples so they could 'check my gait' and watch me expire on the pavement afterwards ( Read more... )

Another migraine this post-lunchtime. Two sets of auras this time. I wonder if it keeps doing it 'til I give in and go lie down?

Boots from Cotswold Outdoor. Half-price Salomons. Bosh!

MS parcelled off to the Viable Paradise people. Either reaction will be equally good and bad.