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Dear Twitter,
What up with Pandora lately? Playa's got some balla jams recently, naw say'n? Pandora be acting straight fly! Last night, he was talking crazynasty to me. I couldn't turn the brotha off! He was all over this, say'n, "UH,UH, UH, EH! UH, EH, UH. UHHHH!" Why can't you do that, ho? I know both of you be trick'n 'round the web getting bitches wet and ( Read more... ) -
Curiosity Kills Like Crack and Satisfies Like Cream Cheese
Lately I have been imerssing my mind in nonsensical research. None of this research connects to one another ( Read more... ) -
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and the lightening flashes her heavenly wand
Lady Cupid has been in town for a few days. I discovered that medians are the dickens and Meena Shelly's boy friend, Dan, introduced me to Blue Gandolf. I sound like I'm speaking nonsense or code. However the correct answer is that "we poets speak in riddles." This means I'm not the only one speaking this wickedy-wack. "We". Plural. But no one ( Read more... ) -
Update with Platonic Jon
I didn't sent an email, Jon added me and I tried making convo over IM, it bored me. Oh, look! He's still online after an entire hour and a half of lacking to communicate. Whatever. He's probably some hipster who thinks it edgy to seem preoccupied although technology has clearly advanced the possibilities of communicating in a timely manner. ( Read more... ) -
Strictly Platonic
Last night I began to worry about making friends in Asheville, which is an absurd thought in retrospect because I've never met an asshole there, but regardlessly, I felt compelled to search the personals on my "go-to" website for a platonic friendship. I found Jon:
Urban Adventure? - m4w - 33 (N. Asheville)IDate: 2010-05-26, 1:10AM EDT
"Greetings ( Read more... ) -
(Untitled)
The poetry workshop flyer says, "Bring pen and paper."
My interpretation: Bring ten fingers and a laptop and try not to look too pretentious.
I'm in desperate search of Asheville poets/writers to volunteer the position of my new mentor. Any takers?
I haven't found candidates but I've found posable locations to seek out these lucky people (Barns ( Read more... ) -
Day 1
Met with landlord and returned key. Had to clean oven with a chemical that resembled the potency of mustard gas. Torry disparately wanted to be with me one last time and helped me clean the entire apartment regardless of the death gas. She marched in with a bucket full of supplies and a mechanic’s jumpsuit. Before she left I saw sadness in her ( Read more... )
