Curiosity Kills Like Crack and Satisfies Like Cream Cheese
Lately I have been imerssing my mind in nonsensical research. None of this research connects to one another.
Exhibit A:
The Moon
-How many full moons are there in one year?
-Is this number equivalent to the number of times a woman menstruates each year?
-How can use the moon's orbital dancing and female menstruation in my writing?
-Do full moons promote hyper-sexuality?
Exhibit B:
Theater
-Where can I find a one woman show script? (not successful)
-What productions will be held town?
-When are auditions?
-Can I find Whoopi Goldberg's first one woman show on DVD? (success!)
-Can I find the script?
Exhibit C:
Music
-Who is Santifold?
-Who is Amiee Mann?
-Who is Lady Sovereign?
-Who is The Blow?
-Who is Hurt?
-Who is Never Say Never?
Exhibit D:
Maps
-What are the public transit routes?
-Can I make my own map on Google, transferring these routes and pinpointing major places I'd like to go?
Exhibit E:
Depression
-Can PMS affect depression so intensely to cause suicidal tendencies every cycle.
-What is Dysthypia?
-Was Sylvia Plath affected by some sort of suicidal PMS?
Exhibit F:
Smoking
-What are cigarette smoking alternatives?
-What is an e-cigarette? How much are they?
-What would be the best e-cigarette for me?
-etc. etc. etc.
Exhibit G:
Hula Hooping
-Could I make my own hula hoop?
-How much would supplies cost?
-How do i hula around my shoulders?
Exhibit H:
Decorating
-How much is a futon?
-How much is a bunk bed?
-How much is a bunk futon?
-What is the hight of a bunk futon?
-Could I make a bed platform? A really tall one with bookshelves underneath?
Exhibit I:
Mythology
-What are the moon goddesses?
-Who is Pheobe and Selene
-What is a selenite?
-Do words such a selenatious, selenodont, selenium, and selenious actually exist? If so, can I use them in writing?
Exhibit J:
Marriage
-When was interracial marriage made legal?
-Would this form of illegal marriage be comparable to same sex marriage?
-How is the bible used in both scenarios to justify making these types of marriages illegal?
Exhibit K:
Computers
-What kind of Macbook do I have?
-How many inches is it?
-Why doesn't the hard shell I bought for it fit?
Exhibit L:
Health
-Where can I find the nearest free clinic?
-How far away is it?
-What do they offer?
Exhibit M:
Life
-What jobs are available? etc.
-What cars are for sell? etc.
My mind is all over the place! What do I do! HELP!
Exhibit A:
The Moon
-How many full moons are there in one year?
-Is this number equivalent to the number of times a woman menstruates each year?
-How can use the moon's orbital dancing and female menstruation in my writing?
-Do full moons promote hyper-sexuality?
Exhibit B:
Theater
-Where can I find a one woman show script? (not successful)
-What productions will be held town?
-When are auditions?
-Can I find Whoopi Goldberg's first one woman show on DVD? (success!)
-Can I find the script?
Exhibit C:
Music
-Who is Santifold?
-Who is Amiee Mann?
-Who is Lady Sovereign?
-Who is The Blow?
-Who is Hurt?
-Who is Never Say Never?
Exhibit D:
Maps
-What are the public transit routes?
-Can I make my own map on Google, transferring these routes and pinpointing major places I'd like to go?
Exhibit E:
Depression
-Can PMS affect depression so intensely to cause suicidal tendencies every cycle.
-What is Dysthypia?
-Was Sylvia Plath affected by some sort of suicidal PMS?
Exhibit F:
Smoking
-What are cigarette smoking alternatives?
-What is an e-cigarette? How much are they?
-What would be the best e-cigarette for me?
-etc. etc. etc.
Exhibit G:
Hula Hooping
-Could I make my own hula hoop?
-How much would supplies cost?
-How do i hula around my shoulders?
Exhibit H:
Decorating
-How much is a futon?
-How much is a bunk bed?
-How much is a bunk futon?
-What is the hight of a bunk futon?
-Could I make a bed platform? A really tall one with bookshelves underneath?
Exhibit I:
Mythology
-What are the moon goddesses?
-Who is Pheobe and Selene
-What is a selenite?
-Do words such a selenatious, selenodont, selenium, and selenious actually exist? If so, can I use them in writing?
Exhibit J:
Marriage
-When was interracial marriage made legal?
-Would this form of illegal marriage be comparable to same sex marriage?
-How is the bible used in both scenarios to justify making these types of marriages illegal?
Exhibit K:
Computers
-What kind of Macbook do I have?
-How many inches is it?
-Why doesn't the hard shell I bought for it fit?
Exhibit L:
Health
-Where can I find the nearest free clinic?
-How far away is it?
-What do they offer?
Exhibit M:
Life
-What jobs are available? etc.
-What cars are for sell? etc.
My mind is all over the place! What do I do! HELP!