Are you stumped on what to buy this holiday season? Do you have a number of friends in need of gifts and you just can't seem to figure out what to get them?

Why not throw a Slumber Party!?

That's right my friends. For the low low price of NOTHING, my beautiful, charming and talented wife will come to your place of residence and provide you and ( Read more... )

Dear Santa,

I know I'm jewish, but in the spirit of the holidays I'm asking you to overlook this minor shortcomming and bring me the sword pictured here.


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So.... things are happening really fast and I'm being a total slack ass and letting them start to slide by instead of sitting here and processing them. (That's really what I see this forum as, a way to process the things happening in my life while simultaneously sharing them with you guys ( Read more... )

Well, I'm stuck at my parents house for another hour. Silly me, when my dad said he needed me to clean out the gutters, I actually thought they'd be....dirty. Well silly me. They weren't sparkling...but there was only a bucketfull of leaves and pine needles in them. Took me like 10 minutes. Well, to be fair I didn't get it all. Couldn't. The ladder ( Read more... )