Are you stumped on what to buy this holiday season? Do you have a number of friends in need of gifts and you just can't seem to figure out what to get them?
Why not throw a
Slumber Party!? That's right my friends. For the low low price of NOTHING, my beautiful, charming and talented wife will come to your place of residence and provide you and your female friends (sorry boys, it's Ladies Only) with a highly entertaining evening filled with fun chats about sex and showcases of the latest and greatest in "romance enhancement" toys.
Free stuff for the hostess!
Totally confidential, totally risk free and a heck of a lot of fun.
Don't hesitate! DOO EEEET!
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