Nordic Shock! Part Two!
Rating: PG-13 for gratuitous face sucking and FINLAND BUTT. Language, too, but who considers that anymore?
Pairings: Sweden/Finland, Denmark/Norway, Norway/Iceland, Denmark/Iceland. SLOWLY PROGRESSING TOWARDS NORDIC ORGY
Warnings: Incest. Face sucking. Also, nothing makes sense near the end. Maybe. WHO KNOWS.
Disclaimer: I own neither the Sims 2 nor Hetalia. I just enjoy playing with them.
Summary: When we last left off, Sweden and Finland left Denmark's house. Denmark failed at expressing his feelings and went off to catch butterflies. A day has passed.
Credits: rechter_sims created Russia, Ukraine, Austria, Hungary, Prussia, Switzerland, Liechtenstein, America (And Canada, who has the same face), England, Estonia, and Latvia!
THANK YOU SO MUCH to every single one of you who commented last time. You guys made my days. I am a loser and fail at responding to comments, but know this: I value every single one of them. You all are the best. ❤
ALSO, THERE ARE ALMOST 60 PICTURES BEHIND THE CUTS. I apologize for killing your internet.
Despite how utterly nonchalant Denmark appeared over Sweden's departure, he is actually very upset inside. Which is why he is taking out his frustrations by punching Iceland in the face with a pillow.
Iceland, though, isn't going to just sit there and take it. Oh, no. He attacks Denmark right back.
Despite what it looks like, they are not having fun. This is a pillow fight of ANGST AND VIOLENCE. They pillows are actually filled with ROCKS. Shaped like FEATHERS. Because they are artists. That night, Denmark will cry himself to sleep because of the ANGST AND VIOLENCE, and Iceland will lament having spent so much time carving the ROCKS to look like FEATHERS.
And then Norway will wonder why the fuck everyone is so bruised and batshit crazy.
Denmark, not being satisfied of beating up Iceland with pillows filled with ROCKS shaped like FEATHERS, vents his anger at a hole.
"Damn hole! You took Sweden away from me!"
Iceland decides to deeply contemplate the meaning of leaf piles.
Iceland and Norway do some, um, family bonding later that night. CAN WE HAVE SOME NORDICEST UP IN HEEEEEEEEERE?
Iceland in Love! The hit Broadway Musical! With such numbers as, "Don't Date the Moron!", "Norway, I Need a Loan!", and, "I Will Not Call You Elder Brother, So Stop Asking!". Now touring the Nordic countries!
Denmark, you pig. This is why no one thinks you are attractive.
A. . .tender moment between brothers. Note how Denmark is absent from the table. So crafty, those two.
Iceland does not approve of Denmark's attraction to Norway. Not one little bit. Especially since. . .
. . .Denmark just asked Norway on a date. And Norway accepted.
Denmark moves in for the kill. He aims. . . He shoots. . .
He. . .plays hacky sack?! Denmark, that is quite possibly the least romantic thing you could have done.
NORWAY SO MANLY
A surprisingly tender look from Norway. You better memorize this expression, Denmark, because you're unlikely to ever see it again.
--Well, I would be smug, too, if I were him.
Oh, snap. Iceland's not going to like this.
AND HE DOESN'T. The next morning, Denmark reveals the results of his successful date with Norway. Iceland is ticked off. Norway just wants breakfast, man.
Iceland and Denmark do improve their relationship by watching Norway eat. That is not creepy or stalker-like behavior at all, guys.
But just as things look as if they might not be so bad, Denmark makes the mistake of hitting on Iceland. While Norway is sitting right in front of him.
Iceland rejects him. Norway actually looks interested in what's going on.
Denmark tries again.
"Hey, Ice--"
"Go AWAY."
[Noms]
Iceland loev Norway. Norway is bored by the lack of violence.
DENMARK WANTS HIM SOME OF THAT FINE NORWEGIAN ASS. Iceland does too, but he is much more subdued in his affection.
After failing to make nice with Iceland, Denmark decides to take him on a date. And. Make out with him?
And then Iceland makes out with Norway? What?
And then Norway watches Iceland and Denmark make out again? I-- What? Huh? I AM SO CONFUSED WHAT IS GOING ON?!
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwkward.
And everything is normal at dinner. Despite the fact that everyone was making out with everyone else earlier. Norway is still hungry. I have no idea what the fuck is going on anymore, so let's visit Sweden and Finland.
Sweden has gotten much better at wooing Finland! Although seeing Sweden be so suave is deeply disturbing.
Awwwww. Kissing in the rain. How romantic.
Waving to one another while the kitchen is on fire. How. . .unobservant. Also, Sweden, where the hell are you staring?
After the fire is out, they play hacky sack. What is it with Nordics and hacky sack?
YOU KICK THAT BALL, FINLAND
What is Sweden so shocked by?
Why, a naked Finland, of course! Sweden, that face is terrifying. This is why Finland is afraid of you.
Although he does get over it quick. Really quick. Sweden, a hint: Staring unabashedly at Finland's penis while he's getting out of the bath won't win you many points.
Awwwwwwww.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Awwwwwwww--- Okay, I'll stop.
But that's not all! Today only, with each order of NORDIC SHOCK, you get a free bonus! Free bonus includes Greece, Japan, Estonia, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Switzerland, Hungary, Prussia, Austria, America, Canada, Cuba, Italy, Germany, and England! Whew! That's a lot of nations!
GREECE LOVES PUSSY
Japan-Greece foreign relations have improved.
PLAY THAT PIANO, ESTONIA.
Estonia is so white and nerdy.
ESTONIA HATE TRASHCAN!!!!
L-Latvia.
Five seconds later, Latvia was shot to death by Switzerland.
SWITZERLAND GETS DOWN WITH HIS BAD SELF
This is so normal for them.
PRUSSIA IS A FUCKING BALLERINA.
*Hungary slaps Prussia around with a large trout.
"Damn it, Tony! Stop cheating on the Stock Market!"
"Who?"
Germany is a dick.
YOU MADE ITALY CRY.
AND YOU'RE HAPPY ABOUT IT.
"AIIIIYAAAAAAAAA! WHAT IS THIS?!?! WHY IS WATER COMING OUT OF THE HOLE?!"
Grumble, grumble, grumble.
China talks about fish. Russia. . .wants babies, apparently.
Ukraine fails at dancing.
UKRAINE HATES YOU!!!!!!!!
. . .Russia are you checking out her ass
That looks like it hurts.
We wrap things up for now with England cleaning France's toilet.
. . .What? I'll stuff him into a maid outfit next time.
Pairings: Sweden/Finland, Denmark/Norway, Norway/Iceland, Denmark/Iceland. SLOWLY PROGRESSING TOWARDS NORDIC ORGY
Warnings: Incest. Face sucking. Also, nothing makes sense near the end. Maybe. WHO KNOWS.
Disclaimer: I own neither the Sims 2 nor Hetalia. I just enjoy playing with them.
Summary: When we last left off, Sweden and Finland left Denmark's house. Denmark failed at expressing his feelings and went off to catch butterflies. A day has passed.
Credits: rechter_sims created Russia, Ukraine, Austria, Hungary, Prussia, Switzerland, Liechtenstein, America (And Canada, who has the same face), England, Estonia, and Latvia!
THANK YOU SO MUCH to every single one of you who commented last time. You guys made my days. I am a loser and fail at responding to comments, but know this: I value every single one of them. You all are the best. ❤
ALSO, THERE ARE ALMOST 60 PICTURES BEHIND THE CUTS. I apologize for killing your internet.
Despite how utterly nonchalant Denmark appeared over Sweden's departure, he is actually very upset inside. Which is why he is taking out his frustrations by punching Iceland in the face with a pillow.
Iceland, though, isn't going to just sit there and take it. Oh, no. He attacks Denmark right back.
Despite what it looks like, they are not having fun. This is a pillow fight of ANGST AND VIOLENCE. They pillows are actually filled with ROCKS. Shaped like FEATHERS. Because they are artists. That night, Denmark will cry himself to sleep because of the ANGST AND VIOLENCE, and Iceland will lament having spent so much time carving the ROCKS to look like FEATHERS.
And then Norway will wonder why the fuck everyone is so bruised and batshit crazy.
Denmark, not being satisfied of beating up Iceland with pillows filled with ROCKS shaped like FEATHERS, vents his anger at a hole.
"Damn hole! You took Sweden away from me!"
Iceland decides to deeply contemplate the meaning of leaf piles.
Iceland and Norway do some, um, family bonding later that night. CAN WE HAVE SOME NORDICEST UP IN HEEEEEEEEERE?
Iceland in Love! The hit Broadway Musical! With such numbers as, "Don't Date the Moron!", "Norway, I Need a Loan!", and, "I Will Not Call You Elder Brother, So Stop Asking!". Now touring the Nordic countries!
Denmark, you pig. This is why no one thinks you are attractive.
A. . .tender moment between brothers. Note how Denmark is absent from the table. So crafty, those two.
Iceland does not approve of Denmark's attraction to Norway. Not one little bit. Especially since. . .
. . .Denmark just asked Norway on a date. And Norway accepted.
Denmark moves in for the kill. He aims. . . He shoots. . .
He. . .plays hacky sack?! Denmark, that is quite possibly the least romantic thing you could have done.
NORWAY SO MANLY
A surprisingly tender look from Norway. You better memorize this expression, Denmark, because you're unlikely to ever see it again.
--Well, I would be smug, too, if I were him.
Oh, snap. Iceland's not going to like this.
AND HE DOESN'T. The next morning, Denmark reveals the results of his successful date with Norway. Iceland is ticked off. Norway just wants breakfast, man.
Iceland and Denmark do improve their relationship by watching Norway eat. That is not creepy or stalker-like behavior at all, guys.
But just as things look as if they might not be so bad, Denmark makes the mistake of hitting on Iceland. While Norway is sitting right in front of him.
Iceland rejects him. Norway actually looks interested in what's going on.
Denmark tries again.
"Hey, Ice--"
"Go AWAY."
[Noms]
Iceland loev Norway. Norway is bored by the lack of violence.
DENMARK WANTS HIM SOME OF THAT FINE NORWEGIAN ASS. Iceland does too, but he is much more subdued in his affection.
After failing to make nice with Iceland, Denmark decides to take him on a date. And. Make out with him?
And then Iceland makes out with Norway? What?
And then Norway watches Iceland and Denmark make out again? I-- What? Huh? I AM SO CONFUSED WHAT IS GOING ON?!
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwkward.
And everything is normal at dinner. Despite the fact that everyone was making out with everyone else earlier. Norway is still hungry. I have no idea what the fuck is going on anymore, so let's visit Sweden and Finland.
Sweden has gotten much better at wooing Finland! Although seeing Sweden be so suave is deeply disturbing.
Awwwww. Kissing in the rain. How romantic.
Waving to one another while the kitchen is on fire. How. . .unobservant. Also, Sweden, where the hell are you staring?
After the fire is out, they play hacky sack. What is it with Nordics and hacky sack?
YOU KICK THAT BALL, FINLAND
What is Sweden so shocked by?
Why, a naked Finland, of course! Sweden, that face is terrifying. This is why Finland is afraid of you.
Although he does get over it quick. Really quick. Sweden, a hint: Staring unabashedly at Finland's penis while he's getting out of the bath won't win you many points.
Awwwwwwww.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Awwwwwwww--- Okay, I'll stop.
But that's not all! Today only, with each order of NORDIC SHOCK, you get a free bonus! Free bonus includes Greece, Japan, Estonia, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Switzerland, Hungary, Prussia, Austria, America, Canada, Cuba, Italy, Germany, and England! Whew! That's a lot of nations!
GREECE LOVES PUSSY
Japan-Greece foreign relations have improved.
PLAY THAT PIANO, ESTONIA.
Estonia is so white and nerdy.
ESTONIA HATE TRASHCAN!!!!
L-Latvia.
Five seconds later, Latvia was shot to death by Switzerland.
SWITZERLAND GETS DOWN WITH HIS BAD SELF
This is so normal for them.
PRUSSIA IS A FUCKING BALLERINA.
*Hungary slaps Prussia around with a large trout.
"Damn it, Tony! Stop cheating on the Stock Market!"
"Who?"
Germany is a dick.
YOU MADE ITALY CRY.
AND YOU'RE HAPPY ABOUT IT.
"AIIIIYAAAAAAAAA! WHAT IS THIS?!?! WHY IS WATER COMING OUT OF THE HOLE?!"
Grumble, grumble, grumble.
China talks about fish. Russia. . .wants babies, apparently.
Ukraine fails at dancing.
UKRAINE HATES YOU!!!!!!!!
. . .Russia are you checking out her ass
That looks like it hurts.
We wrap things up for now with England cleaning France's toilet.
. . .What? I'll stuff him into a maid outfit next time.