WHY YOU GOTTA BE LIKE THAT BABY
Rating: PG
Pairings: France/England
Warnings: Gay and England's horrible, horrible sweater.
Disclaimer: I own literally nothing in this post.
Summary: As promised, France and England visit Champs Les Sims, France.
Kissing in front of their ridiculously beautiful home.
While France wanders off into the town to attempt to bed whoever he lays eyes on, England enjoys his alone time by harvesting the graves in the backyard.
As a Snob sim, England greatly enjoys looking at himself in the mirror. Every time I turn around he's at a mirror all hey sexy come here often
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR STUPID MONA LISA
Enough of that. I send the lovely couple to Champs Les Sims.
AND BAM, THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE TRIP FOR ME. Happy to be on his land, France goes in for a kiss from his husband. Seems reasonable, right? ENGLAND DISAGREES. I've never had a married couple refuse affection from each other before. It. It was so perfect.
what kind of expression is that
God damn it France I sent you out to buy a camera not flirt with the locals.
AND ONCE AGAIN, ENGLAND REFUSES TO BE TOUCHED BY THAT DAMN FROG. I'm laughing hysterically by this point in time.
England: >:(
And here they are in a tomb, because I like the tombs. England clears a rock pile while France stands around being useless.
He looks so proud of himself.
England is unimpressed.
wait a minute is that a dead guy OH NEVER MIND THERE'S SOME TREASURE ON THE GROUND THAT'S MUCH MORE IMPORTANT
bugs
BUGS
D:
So England and France spend the night in some dead guy's tent WHILE HIS BONES LAY MERE FEET AWAY, and France decides it would be a good idea to try and get lucky.
Still being tsundere, I see.
Back at base camp, England plays chess. Very angrily.
France joins him after he tires of trying to seduce a fellow tourist.
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
WILL HE SUCCEED THIS TIME OR SUCCUMB TO FAILURE ONCE MORE
also yes england that is a bed very good
Huh. I guess after absolutely destroying France at chess, England is a bit more susceptible to his advances.
MUCH more susceptible.
FLAWLESS VICTORY
France celebrates the next morning by making French Toast. And no, he is not naked.
Remember that guy France was flirting with earlier? Well, before he went off to be rejected by his hubby, he asked the guy to teach him how to sing J'Taime or however that's spelled. Anyway, here he is successfully wooing England with his little love song. In his underwear.
And that's the end of their vacation. Back home, France cooks England's favorite dish of Fish and Chips.
England approves.
AND THAT'S IT FOR TODAY'S INSTALLMENT. We've got one more place to visit before I clear a town and fill it to the brim with gay countries. Egypt is next, but... I don't know who I want to send. I guess I could make an Egypt, but... I dunno. Does he even have a human name? And I can't say that I'm particularly interested in him.
SO! Any suggestions on what couple I should send? I believe Germany and Italy have been mentioned already. I WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU GUYS~
Pairings: France/England
Warnings: Gay and England's horrible, horrible sweater.
Disclaimer: I own literally nothing in this post.
Summary: As promised, France and England visit Champs Les Sims, France.
Kissing in front of their ridiculously beautiful home.
While France wanders off into the town to attempt to bed whoever he lays eyes on, England enjoys his alone time by harvesting the graves in the backyard.
As a Snob sim, England greatly enjoys looking at himself in the mirror. Every time I turn around he's at a mirror all hey sexy come here often
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR STUPID MONA LISA
Enough of that. I send the lovely couple to Champs Les Sims.
AND BAM, THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE TRIP FOR ME. Happy to be on his land, France goes in for a kiss from his husband. Seems reasonable, right? ENGLAND DISAGREES. I've never had a married couple refuse affection from each other before. It. It was so perfect.
what kind of expression is that
God damn it France I sent you out to buy a camera not flirt with the locals.
AND ONCE AGAIN, ENGLAND REFUSES TO BE TOUCHED BY THAT DAMN FROG. I'm laughing hysterically by this point in time.
England: >:(
And here they are in a tomb, because I like the tombs. England clears a rock pile while France stands around being useless.
He looks so proud of himself.
England is unimpressed.
wait a minute is that a dead guy OH NEVER MIND THERE'S SOME TREASURE ON THE GROUND THAT'S MUCH MORE IMPORTANT
bugs
BUGS
D:
So England and France spend the night in some dead guy's tent WHILE HIS BONES LAY MERE FEET AWAY, and France decides it would be a good idea to try and get lucky.
Still being tsundere, I see.
Back at base camp, England plays chess. Very angrily.
France joins him after he tires of trying to seduce a fellow tourist.
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
WILL HE SUCCEED THIS TIME OR SUCCUMB TO FAILURE ONCE MORE
also yes england that is a bed very good
Huh. I guess after absolutely destroying France at chess, England is a bit more susceptible to his advances.
MUCH more susceptible.
FLAWLESS VICTORY
France celebrates the next morning by making French Toast. And no, he is not naked.
Remember that guy France was flirting with earlier? Well, before he went off to be rejected by his hubby, he asked the guy to teach him how to sing J'Taime or however that's spelled. Anyway, here he is successfully wooing England with his little love song. In his underwear.
And that's the end of their vacation. Back home, France cooks England's favorite dish of Fish and Chips.
England approves.
AND THAT'S IT FOR TODAY'S INSTALLMENT. We've got one more place to visit before I clear a town and fill it to the brim with gay countries. Egypt is next, but... I don't know who I want to send. I guess I could make an Egypt, but... I dunno. Does he even have a human name? And I can't say that I'm particularly interested in him.
SO! Any suggestions on what couple I should send? I believe Germany and Italy have been mentioned already. I WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU GUYS~