[fanfic] Zombie Apocalypse AU Starring Fem!USA- Chapter 35, 36 & 37
Title: Zombie Apocalypse AU Starring Fem!USA- Chapter 35, 36 & 37
Genre: Humor
Characters/Pairings: No pairings. Amelia(fem!USA), Francis(France), Chun-Yan(fem!China), Arthur(U.K.), Feliks(Poland), Toris(Lithuania), Eduard(Estonia), Anya(fem!Russia), Feliciano(N. Italy), Monika(fem!Germany), Kiku(Japan), Maddie(fem!Canada), Nikolai(male!Belarus), Marcello(Seborga), Peter(Sealand), Zoey(Wy), Milo(Molossia), Moritz(Kugelmugel), Kazou(Nikko Nikko), Ethan(Hutt River), Gilbert(Prussia), Ollo(Ladonia)
Rating: K+
Warnings: Zombie Apocalypse AU
Summary: There's a talking laptop and Feliks decides to cause trouble.
Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3 & 4, Chapter 5 & 6, Chapter 7 & 8, Chapter 9, Chapter 10 & 11, Chapter 12 & 13, Chapter 14 & 15, Chapter 16, 17, & 18, Chapter 19, 20, & 21, Chapter 22 & 23, Chapter 24 & 25, Chapter 26, 27, & 28, Chapter 29, 30, & 31, Chapter 32, 33, & 34
Also on tumblr.
Chapter 35
“What?!” Toris quickly peered into the window to make sure no one saw them before turning back to Feliks. “I cannot believe you said that, Mr. Feliks! That is rude!”
Feliks shrugged. “You know me, Toris. I do not like Anya or Nikolai that much and I believe the feeling is mutual.”
“Yes, I think you are right about that.”
“We do not get along at all so I prefer to keep my distance from them. Their older brother is cool though. I like him.”
“I am puzzled, Mr. Feliks. Why would you stay in the group if you want to keep your distance for them?”
“Toris, I joined hero group because of you.”
“You join for me, Mr. Feliks?”
“Yes. I mean, who else will pull my wagon?” Feliks chuckled.
Toris clenched his fist. “I cannot believe you! I am not your stupid wagon puller!”
“Woah! Calm down, Toris! Do not like look at me like that! I am only kidding! I am in the group because it makes you happy. When you are happy, it makes me happy.”
“Really?”
“Sure! I can see how much braver you are when Amelia is around. You do not allow Anya to pick on you as much and you are happier for it. It does not matter what I feel about them, I can handle myself.”
“I am braver? I did not realize I acted differently.”
“We have fun in our little group, do we not? Our leader is kick-ass and we get to goof off.”
“You definitely like goofing off, Mr. Feliks.”
Meanwhile in the school’s computer lab, Kiku and Eduard hanged out to kill time.
“That is thirty-two computers so far.” Eduard noted as he typed on his own working laptop. “I am sure there are more throughout the school. I will be busy for a while. The nice thing for us is that everything was already invented. We just have to get them working again.”
Kiku nodded. “That is true, Mr. Eduard.”
“Oh! Can you please hand me that that laptop on the desk? I can bring that with me to work on.”
“Sure thing!” Kiku walked over to the desk and placed his hand on the laptop.
“DON’T TOUCH MY LAPTOP, ASSHOLE!”
“Oh, I am so sorry! Please forgive me!” Kiku apologized to the voice before he realized there was no one else in the room besides Eduard. “That was not you, was it?”
“No!” Eduard jumped out of his seat and looked around. “Where did that voice come from? There is no else here!”
Kiku looked down at the laptop. “I… I think the laptop just talked.”
Chapter 36
Kiku carefully opened the laptop while Eduard headed over to the desk. On the screen there was an angry little red-headed boy pacing around.
“I told you not to touch this, bastards!” The boy flashed them a vulgar hand gesture.
Eduard took off his glasses and wiped the lenses on his shirt because he could not believe what he was seeing. “There is… a little boy living in a laptop?”
“I’m not a little boy, ass!”
“How… is this even possible?”
“Mr. Eduard,” Kiku replied, “We travel with people who can pull trucks, see invisible creatures, make the temperature drop, and ride polar bears. So is this really as impossible as you think? ”
Eduard put his glasses back on. “Well, if you put it that way… I guess I should not be so surprised by this.”
Kiku greeted the laptop in a bow. “My name is Kiku. May I ask who you are?”
The kid crossed his arms. “For your information, samurai, I’m the leader of this country!”
“What are you doing in the laptop?”
“None of your business! I command you to go away, you bastards!”
“This annoying runt’s name is Ollo and he’s no f’in leader,” Milo informed them as walked into the room.
Ollo gave him the one-finger salute. “Shut up, Milo! No one asked you!”
“How are you gonna make me, brat? I’m not the one stuck in there from now on. Heh.”
“How did he end up in the laptop?” Kiku asked.
“The f’in battery died.”
“Ah… So just like my girlfriend.”
Milo gave Kiku a funny look. “What? Anyway… His laptop needs power for him to get out of it.”
Eduard grinned. “I can fix the laptop if you like!”
“No way!” Ollo pressed against the screen. “You can do that? You better not be lying!”
“This genius is not lying. I have fixed laptops before. It might take me a few days but I can get it working again. I will just make sure to keep you away from Miss Anya.”
“Who?”
“Err… Please forget that I said that.”
Chapter 37
“I guess we should get going,” Monika remarked as she led the group out of the school. “I don’t care what my brother’s nonsense. I want to get back before dark.”
Feliciano agreed. “Yeah, me too! I can’t wait to tell Romana all about this! She missed real food more than I did!”
“Hey, Kazou made some of his radium egg snacks!” Peter pointed to a picnic table on the grass. “How about stay just for a little while more?”
“That sounds wonderful! How about it, Monika? I can bring one home for Romana so maybe she won’t yell at me for crashing the car!”
“I guess,” Monika replied, “What will a few more minutes hurt?”
They headed over. At the table, Maddie sat the grass and poured maple on her egg while Arthur, Francis, Chun-Yan, and Ethan stood and listened to Moritz describe his next mural he was going to paint on the side of the gym.
“Does that taste any good?” Kazou asked Maddie, “I never tried a maple egg before.”
“You better believe it tastes good,” Maddie confirmed, “My syrup tastes amazing on everything. Absolutely everything! I have high standards and each bottle has the highest quality and greatest taste of any maple syrups on the market. I know because I won many, many awards. I had to buy two trophy cases to fit them all! I only allow Amelia to bottle my syrup and put the labels on because she’ll just screw it up because I alone know the secrets of making my syrup taste like it came down from heaven itself! Every February…”
Kazou smiled and backed away slowly.
Meanwhile, Anya came around the corner to find Toris and Feliks peeking into the library. She silently snuck up behind them before she clasped her arms around Toris. “What are you looking at?”
“Ah!” He was caught by surprise. “Miss Amelia and Mr. Nikolai are reading books about ghosts together. It is nice that they found something in common, yes?”
Anya peered in the window. Nikolai raged on about some picture in the book while Amelia laughed. So what Toris said was accurate, she guessed. She did not know what to think about this. This turn of events did give her a short break from her clingy little brother but she didn’t like him making friends behind her back. Only she was allowed to do that.
Feliks decided this would be a perfect time to piss her off and stir up trouble. “Yes it is, Toris! They would like have totally gorgeous babies.”
Anya froze in horror at the thought of her brother marrying that idiot. Her brother wouldn’t do something as stupid as that. She knew Feliks was just trying to push her buttons. She always hated that guy.
Feliks wasn’t done yet. “They would make a great couple! Amelia and Nikolai sitting in a tree…”
Toris looked at Feliks with pleading eyes. “Mr. Feliks… No!”
“Hello!” Kazou interrupted with perfect timing. “I made radium eggs so you can have a snack before you all leave. I hope you like it!”
“Oh yes! Thank you! I am sure it tastes delicious! Let us all go over there right now!” Toris ducked out of Anya’s grip and took both Anya and Feliks by the hand. Feliks flashed a mischievous grin while she threatened him with her clenched fist.
Genre: Humor
Characters/Pairings: No pairings. Amelia(fem!USA), Francis(France), Chun-Yan(fem!China), Arthur(U.K.), Feliks(Poland), Toris(Lithuania), Eduard(Estonia), Anya(fem!Russia), Feliciano(N. Italy), Monika(fem!Germany), Kiku(Japan), Maddie(fem!Canada), Nikolai(male!Belarus), Marcello(Seborga), Peter(Sealand), Zoey(Wy), Milo(Molossia), Moritz(Kugelmugel), Kazou(Nikko Nikko), Ethan(Hutt River), Gilbert(Prussia), Ollo(Ladonia)
Rating: K+
Warnings: Zombie Apocalypse AU
Summary: There's a talking laptop and Feliks decides to cause trouble.
Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3 & 4, Chapter 5 & 6, Chapter 7 & 8, Chapter 9, Chapter 10 & 11, Chapter 12 & 13, Chapter 14 & 15, Chapter 16, 17, & 18, Chapter 19, 20, & 21, Chapter 22 & 23, Chapter 24 & 25, Chapter 26, 27, & 28, Chapter 29, 30, & 31, Chapter 32, 33, & 34
Also on tumblr.
Chapter 35
“What?!” Toris quickly peered into the window to make sure no one saw them before turning back to Feliks. “I cannot believe you said that, Mr. Feliks! That is rude!”
Feliks shrugged. “You know me, Toris. I do not like Anya or Nikolai that much and I believe the feeling is mutual.”
“Yes, I think you are right about that.”
“We do not get along at all so I prefer to keep my distance from them. Their older brother is cool though. I like him.”
“I am puzzled, Mr. Feliks. Why would you stay in the group if you want to keep your distance for them?”
“Toris, I joined hero group because of you.”
“You join for me, Mr. Feliks?”
“Yes. I mean, who else will pull my wagon?” Feliks chuckled.
Toris clenched his fist. “I cannot believe you! I am not your stupid wagon puller!”
“Woah! Calm down, Toris! Do not like look at me like that! I am only kidding! I am in the group because it makes you happy. When you are happy, it makes me happy.”
“Really?”
“Sure! I can see how much braver you are when Amelia is around. You do not allow Anya to pick on you as much and you are happier for it. It does not matter what I feel about them, I can handle myself.”
“I am braver? I did not realize I acted differently.”
“We have fun in our little group, do we not? Our leader is kick-ass and we get to goof off.”
“You definitely like goofing off, Mr. Feliks.”
Meanwhile in the school’s computer lab, Kiku and Eduard hanged out to kill time.
“That is thirty-two computers so far.” Eduard noted as he typed on his own working laptop. “I am sure there are more throughout the school. I will be busy for a while. The nice thing for us is that everything was already invented. We just have to get them working again.”
Kiku nodded. “That is true, Mr. Eduard.”
“Oh! Can you please hand me that that laptop on the desk? I can bring that with me to work on.”
“Sure thing!” Kiku walked over to the desk and placed his hand on the laptop.
“DON’T TOUCH MY LAPTOP, ASSHOLE!”
“Oh, I am so sorry! Please forgive me!” Kiku apologized to the voice before he realized there was no one else in the room besides Eduard. “That was not you, was it?”
“No!” Eduard jumped out of his seat and looked around. “Where did that voice come from? There is no else here!”
Kiku looked down at the laptop. “I… I think the laptop just talked.”
Chapter 36
Kiku carefully opened the laptop while Eduard headed over to the desk. On the screen there was an angry little red-headed boy pacing around.
“I told you not to touch this, bastards!” The boy flashed them a vulgar hand gesture.
Eduard took off his glasses and wiped the lenses on his shirt because he could not believe what he was seeing. “There is… a little boy living in a laptop?”
“I’m not a little boy, ass!”
“How… is this even possible?”
“Mr. Eduard,” Kiku replied, “We travel with people who can pull trucks, see invisible creatures, make the temperature drop, and ride polar bears. So is this really as impossible as you think? ”
Eduard put his glasses back on. “Well, if you put it that way… I guess I should not be so surprised by this.”
Kiku greeted the laptop in a bow. “My name is Kiku. May I ask who you are?”
The kid crossed his arms. “For your information, samurai, I’m the leader of this country!”
“What are you doing in the laptop?”
“None of your business! I command you to go away, you bastards!”
“This annoying runt’s name is Ollo and he’s no f’in leader,” Milo informed them as walked into the room.
Ollo gave him the one-finger salute. “Shut up, Milo! No one asked you!”
“How are you gonna make me, brat? I’m not the one stuck in there from now on. Heh.”
“How did he end up in the laptop?” Kiku asked.
“The f’in battery died.”
“Ah… So just like my girlfriend.”
Milo gave Kiku a funny look. “What? Anyway… His laptop needs power for him to get out of it.”
Eduard grinned. “I can fix the laptop if you like!”
“No way!” Ollo pressed against the screen. “You can do that? You better not be lying!”
“This genius is not lying. I have fixed laptops before. It might take me a few days but I can get it working again. I will just make sure to keep you away from Miss Anya.”
“Who?”
“Err… Please forget that I said that.”
Chapter 37
“I guess we should get going,” Monika remarked as she led the group out of the school. “I don’t care what my brother’s nonsense. I want to get back before dark.”
Feliciano agreed. “Yeah, me too! I can’t wait to tell Romana all about this! She missed real food more than I did!”
“Hey, Kazou made some of his radium egg snacks!” Peter pointed to a picnic table on the grass. “How about stay just for a little while more?”
“That sounds wonderful! How about it, Monika? I can bring one home for Romana so maybe she won’t yell at me for crashing the car!”
“I guess,” Monika replied, “What will a few more minutes hurt?”
They headed over. At the table, Maddie sat the grass and poured maple on her egg while Arthur, Francis, Chun-Yan, and Ethan stood and listened to Moritz describe his next mural he was going to paint on the side of the gym.
“Does that taste any good?” Kazou asked Maddie, “I never tried a maple egg before.”
“You better believe it tastes good,” Maddie confirmed, “My syrup tastes amazing on everything. Absolutely everything! I have high standards and each bottle has the highest quality and greatest taste of any maple syrups on the market. I know because I won many, many awards. I had to buy two trophy cases to fit them all! I only allow Amelia to bottle my syrup and put the labels on because she’ll just screw it up because I alone know the secrets of making my syrup taste like it came down from heaven itself! Every February…”
Kazou smiled and backed away slowly.
Meanwhile, Anya came around the corner to find Toris and Feliks peeking into the library. She silently snuck up behind them before she clasped her arms around Toris. “What are you looking at?”
“Ah!” He was caught by surprise. “Miss Amelia and Mr. Nikolai are reading books about ghosts together. It is nice that they found something in common, yes?”
Anya peered in the window. Nikolai raged on about some picture in the book while Amelia laughed. So what Toris said was accurate, she guessed. She did not know what to think about this. This turn of events did give her a short break from her clingy little brother but she didn’t like him making friends behind her back. Only she was allowed to do that.
Feliks decided this would be a perfect time to piss her off and stir up trouble. “Yes it is, Toris! They would like have totally gorgeous babies.”
Anya froze in horror at the thought of her brother marrying that idiot. Her brother wouldn’t do something as stupid as that. She knew Feliks was just trying to push her buttons. She always hated that guy.
Feliks wasn’t done yet. “They would make a great couple! Amelia and Nikolai sitting in a tree…”
Toris looked at Feliks with pleading eyes. “Mr. Feliks… No!”
“Hello!” Kazou interrupted with perfect timing. “I made radium eggs so you can have a snack before you all leave. I hope you like it!”
“Oh yes! Thank you! I am sure it tastes delicious! Let us all go over there right now!” Toris ducked out of Anya’s grip and took both Anya and Feliks by the hand. Feliks flashed a mischievous grin while she threatened him with her clenched fist.