Title: Zombie Apocalypse AU Starring Fem!USA- Chapter 19, 20, & 21
Genre: Humor
Characters/Pairings: No pairings. Amelia(fem!USA), Francis(France), Chun-Yan(fem!China), Arthur(U.K.), Feliks(Poland), Toris(Lithuania), Eduard(Estonia), Anya(fem!Russia), Feliciano(N. Italy), Monika(fem!Germany), Kiku(Japan), Maddie(fem!Canada)
Rating: K+
Warnings: Zombie Apocalypse AU
Summary: It's about time Maddie showed up, she was first mentioned in Chapter 2.
Chapter 1,
Chapter 2,
Chapter 3 & 4,
Chapter 5 & 6,
Chapter 7 & 8,
Chapter 9,
Chapter 10 & 11,
Chapter 12 & 13,
Chapter 14 & 15,
Chapter 16, 17, & 18 Also on
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Chapter 19
The next morning after breakfast, Amelia noticed Kiku was reading one of his manga. She walked over and leaned over his shoulder to get a better look. “Ooooo… comics! I love comics!”
“Y… Yes. Manga… is my life.” Kiku stammered because Amelia’s breasts were brushing up against him. Real women’s breasts were completely different from the cartoony 2D kind he was used to.
“What’s that guy saying?” She pointed to a speech bubble on the top of the page.
“He… He is saying he will get revenge for his brother’s death and rid the world of evil.”
“Oh, it’s that type of comic. Classic. What’s that other guy saying?”
“He is saying…”
Kiku was interrupted by Arthur’s sudden laughter.
“What are you laughing about?” Francis asked Arthur irritably.
Arthur chuckled. “Oh, my friends are trying to pull my leg. Those wankers…”
“What were they telling you?”
“They said they spotted a polar bear! That’s absurd! Why would a polar bear be roaming around here? I don’t think there are any zoos nearby either.”
“Really? Polar bear?”
“Not just a polar bear. A polar bear pulling a wagon! Isn’t that the silliest thing you ever heard?”
“Hey!” Amelia stood up and cheered. “It’s Maddie! Yay!”
Feliciano was confused. “Your sister is a polar bear?”
“No, no… The polar bear is her pet.”
Arthur looked worried. “My friends didn’t mention seeing your sister. Aren’t you concerned?”
“Nah. She has a hockey stick. She’s probably hanging out in her wagon. It’s just like my wagon but mine is now cooler because it has a tent on it.”
“I’m glad your sister is safe, Amelia.” Francis stared at her in disbelief. “But why didn’t you ever mention the polar bear before?”
Amelia shrugged.
“Arthur,” Chun-Yan questioned, “Did your friends say anything about zombies being nearby?”
“One moment.” Arthur turned to his friends. “No, they said they didn’t see any.”
“That’s good.” Chun-Yan turned to Amelia. “You can go get your sister. We’ll stay right here until you get back. My oxen need a break anyway.”
“OK! Let’s go get my sister!” Amelia shouted as she made a heroic pose. “HERO TEAM ASSEMBLE!”
“Nyet. I will pass,” Anya replied, “If there are no zombie heads to bash in, I am not interested. I am going back to bed.”
“Arthur, you go with them so they don’t get lost,” Chun-Yan ordered.
“I’ll go too,” Francis added, “I cannot just stand by while a beautiful lady might be in distress.”
Chun-Yan rolled her eyes. “Yeah… Keep dreaming, playboy.”
Chapter 20
“Toris, can you like… pull the wagon faster? You are going totally slow and stuff,” Feliks whined.
“You should be walking! Your ankle is fine!” Toris snapped.
“Like… my ankle hurts again.”
“No, it does not!”
“So did you spot her yet?” Amelia asked Arthur as he looked through his binoculars.
Arthur nodded. “You were right. There’s your sister sitting on the polar bear. I see she is wearing a hockey stick so that must be her.”
Amelia walked past him. “Of course I was right.”
“Is it safe to go near Miss Maddie’s bear, Miss Amelia?” Toris asked nervously.
“Sure,” Amelia waved for them to follow her, “Kumajiro was basically raised on pancakes and poutine.”
“That is good to know, Miss Amelia.”
Amelia sprinted towards Maddie. “HEY MADDIE! IT’S ME! MADDIE! I FOUND YOU!”
“Hey… Wait up!” Arthur called out while he and the others followed behind her.
As they got closer, Kumajiro turned towards them.
Toris shivered. “Even though Miss Amelia said it was fine, I am still nervous. That is a big bear.”
Feliks chuckled. “Do not worry. If the bear is hungry, he will go after her first.”
“Please do not say things like that.”
Amelia ran up to Kumajiro and gave him a quick pet on the top of his head. “Hi there! Miss me?”
Feliks stifled a laugh when he could have sworn that he saw the bear shrug at her.
“Do you want a Twinkie?” Amelia pointed at her pack.
Feliks burst into laughter when the bear nodded and Amelia fed him one of her Twinkies.
During all this, Arthur noticed Maddie was sitting with her head titled downwards. “Um… Amelia, is your sister all right? She doesn’t seem to be moving.”
“Oh.” Amelia tapped Maddie’s leg. “MADDIE! We got new friends! Wake up! Wake up! Maddie! WAKE… UP! Huh, I guess she doesn’t want to.”
“Oh, this is bad!” Francis panicked. “Maybe the town has a doctor there! We should…”
Amelia laughed. “Don’t worry! It’s OK! She falls asleep randomly all the time… usually mid-sentence. She’s just a heavy sleeper. She can fall asleep at the weirdest of times.”
“Miss Amelia? Can you wake her up?” Toris asked with a concerned tone.
“It’s easy!” Amelia stepped back a bit from Kumajiro. “Maddie… Maddie… Curling is not a sport.”
Maddie’s eyes suddenly opened. “CURLING IS TOO A SPORT!” She screamed as she flailed, almost causing her to fall backwards. After she regained her balance, she looked down to see she had a crowd staring at her in amazement.
Amelia waved at her. “Hi, Maddie!”
She blushed. “Hello, Amelia. Hello, everyone. I’m Maddie. Nice to meet you.”
Amelia grinned back at Toris. “See? I told you.”
Chapter 21
“Maddie!” Amelia fumed, “Why did you leave without me? We were supposed to leave together! I looked all over for you!”
“Oh,” Maddie gasped as she slipped off of Kumajiro and hugged her sister. “No, I didn’t leave you! I went to my secret place and accidentally fell asleep.”
“You went to your secret place in the middle of the night?”
“Yes. When I woke up, the sun was starting to set. I got back home and you weren’t there I knew you must have left hours ago thinking that I already left because I didn’t think I would fall asleep at my secret place. I realized you couldn’t find me because I was at my secret place and only I know where my secret place is. In hindsight, I should have left a note or something…”
Amelia interrupted, “Why did you go to your secret place in the middle of the night?”
Maddie looked like she was about to cry. “I had a nightmare! I dreamt that zombies broke in and stole all my backup reserve of maple syrup while we were away.”
“You dreamt that zombies took your maple syrup?”
“I freaked out. I had to make sure my reserve was in a safe place.”
“Maddie… Zombies want brain sap, not tree sap.”
“I know but just to be on the safe side, I spent most of the night moving my stash to my secret place. At least I know it’ll be untouched until I get back.”
“I don’t know why you worry so much, you can always make more.”
Maddie glared. “No one steals maple syrup from me… no one.”
Amelia sighed. “Whatever. How was your trip so far?”
“Pretty uneventful.” Maddie glanced over Amelia’s shoulder. “I see you had quite the journey.”
“Yep!” Amelia boasted, “Feliks and Toris are a part of my hero team! Francis and Arthur tagged along because… I don’t know.”
“How wonderful!” Maddie walked behind Kumajiro to her wagon and lifted the tarp, uncovering tons of bottles of maple syrup.
“That is a lot of bottles!” Feliks said in amazement.
Maddie handed him a bottle. “About a hundred.”
“Thank you,” Toris said as he took a bottle from her, “I bet your syrup tastes really good since you make it yourself.”
Maddie nodded. “My syrup is the best in the world! If there is any better, I haven’t tasted it yet.”
Amelia motioned to her sister. “Come on, Maddie! There are more people waiting for us to get back.”
“More people?”
“Yep! We’re all traveling together at the moment to find Chun-Yan some workers for her farm. She gave me a truck!”
“Oh dear. I hope I brought enough bottles for everyone.”
“You said you brought a hundred of them. That should be plenty!”
“I don’t know,” Maddie pondered, “One can never have enough maple syrup.”