The weather was fine, mid-60s with no rain and a slight breeze. The backyard at Mrs Wilson's was big enough, though, that Momoko had set up a tent in case anyone from the colder climates decided that it was too warm. The rest of the yard was decorated in banners and streamers and balloons. Mostly green, though there was some pink sneaking through
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Tied around its neck with a neat bow was a card that read:
Karla and Warren,
Congratulations. My gift to you both is an ultrasound and MRI I've arranged for, at your convenience.
My gift to the child, when it comes time, will be healthy and fresh baby food delivered in batches.
I will let the three of you fight over the plush toy.
With affection,
Hannibal
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Karla's own final was going to be very simple, so she wasn't concerned about her own.
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So...mostly poisons. Just as soon as she came up with a way to convince the administration that they wanted to let her teach a class on how to poison people.
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Let's be real - the administration okayed Pam and Cheryl's classes. Poisoning was tame by comparison.
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Honestly, it was mostly Warren and Jono she was worried about. They'd both take a class called 'How to Murder People with Plants' a little personally. While Karla saw it as a little more proof that the future where Audric existed wasn't too far off from reality.
"It is a novel concept," she agreed. "But I found I really enjoyed teaching my class this semester and it didn't take that much time away from my duties back home. Plus, I'm guaranteed two infant-free hour every fortnight that way, which will no doubt keep me sane."
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Warren might feel proud of that trust, if she hadn't immediately followed it up with, "Besides, Jono will almost certainly hover to ensure the baby is in good hands, and Raven will hover more, just in case."
...Sure, this all sounded logical now. Just wait, Karla. Just wait.
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"Well, if I start getting too worried, I'll just make sure Warren or Jono has the baby on the island so I can summon them at need," Karla decided. Because having the baby on the island was a brilliant idea. "Then I can head into Baltimore and militantly breastfeed in public places on days when I'm feeling extra-feisty."
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This was getting to be quite involved for someone who wasn't babysitting, wasn't it?
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Not that it was sure it wanted to come out of the kitchen it had been standing in. And not that it wanted to be wearing the big green bow that Momoko had attached to his shirt. Momoko had to drag it out into the yard...
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Still, he couldn't help but look tentatively hopeful that maybe this would go well. And if not... he could always go back into the kitchen he'd been standing in, and resume being no bother to anybody at all.
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