Quirkiest. Meme. Ever.
The semester's over, and I'm applying for jobs. Basically, I'm bored. So here's this meme from memeseveriwhere:
Are you ready for some ACTUAL questions; questions that teenagers actually go through? Um, sure. Whatever.
First off, what’s your full name? Initials: M. G. B. I'm paranoid.
Do you wish you had more money? Of course. I'm a broke college student, after all.
How often do you honestly say “I wanna die”? Not often, honestly.
Do you ever wish you could just go to sleep & never wake up? Eh, not really.
Do you want to have any children? If so, how many? Probably. If I get married, maybe three. If I'm single, I may adopt one.
Jacob Black or Edward Cullen? Thor. Who needs vampires and/or werewolves when you can have gods?
How many piercings have you had in your life? Two. One in each ear.
Do you have a problem with bisexual, gay, or bicurious people? No.
Do you use hearts like this <3 a lot? No. I don't think I've ever used that symbol. Okay, maybe once. I think deloused_drunk was involved.
What were you doing at 2am? I was asleep, having some strange dream that I can't really remember right now. But I do know it was weird.
Would you go in public looking like you do right now? Yes. I did a few hours ago.
Do you like where you live? Yes, but there are a couple of psycho dogs that scare me when I'm walking, with or without my dog.
How’s your sister? She's great. She's funny and smart and talented and she has a solo in her show choir's performance of "My Strongest Suit" from Aida.
Is anyone overprotective of you? My parents, maybe, but they have their reasons and I'm an oldest child, so it happens.
Have you ever made someone so mad that they broke something? Um, no. What kind of relationship was this meme-maker in?
What color is your iPod? Pink.
What color is your toothbrush? Purple.
Tell us the truth, what made you start liking the person you like now? I'm not really crushing on anyone at the moment. Except Chris Hemsworth. Aussies are hot.
Are you afraid of losing the last person you talked to? That was my sister, so yes, definitely.
Is there someone who meant a lot to you at one point, and isn’t around now? My high school friend, Stephanie, shut me out during our senior year because she was suffering from depression.
What do you do when you’re having a bad day? Listen to my iPod, which is still pink. Or watch Top Gear, which is strangely comforting.
Where is your biological mother right now? Coaching a high school volleyball team in their practice.
When was the last time you cried really hard? About two weeks ago, when I felt that losing my umbrella reflected on my standing in life.
Let’s test your memory, what were you doing at this moment a year ago? Probably reading Inglourious Basterds fanfiction...
Have you ever held hands with the opposite sex? Yes. I was 18, he was 28, he had Asperger's Syndrome, we were watching anime, and it was awkward.
Do you smoke weed everyday? NO. Never have, never will. WTF, meme maker?
Do you always answer your phone? Yes, unless I left it at home or something.
When was the last time you went to the circus? Two years ago. I liked the acrobats.
If the year consisted of only one season, which would you choose? Spring.
Do you like the snow? No, since it usually hinders my commute.
What is bothering you right now? That I don't have a part-time job for the summer.
Have you ever liked someone older than you? Yes. All the freaking time, as far as celebrities crushes are concerned. It's less drastic in real life.
Who was the last person to call you? My mom, but it was a text message.
Are you multi-tasking right now? No.
Who is the last person you got a text from? My mom, like I said above.
Are you wearing a hoodie? If so, what color? I was wearing a purple one this morning.
What is the most irritating thing? People who stand in the middle of the hallway, completely oblivious that other people are actually trying to get somewhere.
Are you a patient person? No.
What was the last thing you put in your mouth? An apple slice with almond butter.
Do you get along with guys? Yes. I think they're easy to befriend if you treat them like people, not mysterious puzzles that need to be figured out all the time.
Do you ever listen to country music? Yes, sometimes. It's damn catchy and I don't regret a thing.
Are you anything like you were at this point last year? Basically, yeah.
Do you think you are a good person? Yes, but I have a lot of flaws.
Do you get mad when people smoke around you? I get annoyed because I'm staunchly anti-smoking, but I never say anything.
When was the last time a person of the opposite sex hugged you? I few months ago. I think it was one of my male cousins.
Do you have an attitude? What do you think, bitch?
Did you lie on any of these questions so far? No.
Do you know anyone named Matt? I think I know at least four people named Matt. *thinks* Wait, no, five people.
What smiley face do you use often? :D or ;)
Honestly, have you ever eaten raw cookie dough? Yes, in small amounts. It's yummy.
Is there a difference between the word ‘best friend’ and ‘friend?" Yes, I think "best friend" means your closest confidante.
Three days from now, will you be in a relationship? No.
Do you think you’ll be married in three years? Probably not.
Can you name one person who has the same first and last initials as you? Yes, my cousin Mark. Well, one of them.
Are you available? Yes, but not for you, Meme-Maker.
Would you stay with your bf/gf if they did drugs? No!
Who are your closest friends? My brother and my sister, at this point in my life.
When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face? A few weeks ago, when that horrible Assistant A&E Editor revealed that she secretly went out and used her press pass to review Water For Elephants because she's a bitch who can only compete with people 25+ years younger than her.
Are you waiting for anything? To graduate and actually get a job.
Do you think you will be a better parent than your parents were/are? I don't know. I've had pretty good parents.
Is there anyone who you’d risk your life for? My family, at this point.
Do you think that crying is a form of weakness? No, it's a way of coping.
Who regularly makes appearances in your dreams? My relatives and family members, as well as random characters from my fandoms.
Would you ever camp out on a beach, under the stars? Yes, I think so. I've seen a full moon on the beach, and it's beautiful.
Have you ever intentionally made someone jealous? I don't think so.
Are relationships ever really worth it? Yes.
Have you ever found someone you really really really liked? Every once in a while.
Honestly, are things going the way you planned? Kinda sorta.
Do you lead people on? No. I'm not a manipulator, but I know people who are.
What’s your mood? Bored.
Are you wasting your time on someone? No.
Can you commit to one person? I think so.
What were you doing when you found out Michael Jackson was dead? I'd just woke up from a nap.
Would it be more likely of you to fail Science or Math? Neither, because I apply myself, but I tended to do worse in Math.
If something was wrong, who is the first boy you would go to? My brother.
Ever made a girl cry? Yes, when I was like, six. I really didn't mean to.
Who was the last person who left your life? My dog, Scottie.
Last time you had butterflies in your stomach? During Finals Week.
Do you like relationships, or do you prefer to be single? I enjoy being single. I have less to worry about, and flirting is fun.
Is there someone who you can spend every minute with and be happy? My puppy, Mya. Or my friend, Adele.
What’s been different this year? I've had a job as a reporter.
What are your plans for tomorrow? Apply for jobs again. Hopefully finish a fic.
You have to get a piercing, what do you get? Second set of ear piercings.
You have to get a tattoo, what do you get? That half-helix symbol from Heroes.
Are the Abercrombie models hot? Don't know---I haven't looked at any recently.
Who is the last girl you hugged? My sister.
Do you look older than you actually are? No, I look younger, which can be a problem sometimes.
You’re going on a roadtrip, what MUST you bring with you? A good book and my iPod.
Do you have a good relationship with your parents? Yes, fairly good. We argue, of course, but who doesn't?
Do you know what you want to be when you grow up? A published author.
How’s your heart? Quite good---I eat a lot of monounsaturated fats.
Have you told anybody you loved them today? No. I should, though.
What were you doing yesterday at midnight? Playing Wii Sports Resort and surfing the web.
I think I answered this a little more seriously than I should have. Damn my idealism!
Are you ready for some ACTUAL questions; questions that teenagers actually go through? Um, sure. Whatever.
First off, what’s your full name? Initials: M. G. B. I'm paranoid.
Do you wish you had more money? Of course. I'm a broke college student, after all.
How often do you honestly say “I wanna die”? Not often, honestly.
Do you ever wish you could just go to sleep & never wake up? Eh, not really.
Do you want to have any children? If so, how many? Probably. If I get married, maybe three. If I'm single, I may adopt one.
Jacob Black or Edward Cullen? Thor. Who needs vampires and/or werewolves when you can have gods?
How many piercings have you had in your life? Two. One in each ear.
Do you have a problem with bisexual, gay, or bicurious people? No.
Do you use hearts like this <3 a lot? No. I don't think I've ever used that symbol. Okay, maybe once. I think deloused_drunk was involved.
What were you doing at 2am? I was asleep, having some strange dream that I can't really remember right now. But I do know it was weird.
Would you go in public looking like you do right now? Yes. I did a few hours ago.
Do you like where you live? Yes, but there are a couple of psycho dogs that scare me when I'm walking, with or without my dog.
How’s your sister? She's great. She's funny and smart and talented and she has a solo in her show choir's performance of "My Strongest Suit" from Aida.
Is anyone overprotective of you? My parents, maybe, but they have their reasons and I'm an oldest child, so it happens.
Have you ever made someone so mad that they broke something? Um, no. What kind of relationship was this meme-maker in?
What color is your iPod? Pink.
What color is your toothbrush? Purple.
Tell us the truth, what made you start liking the person you like now? I'm not really crushing on anyone at the moment. Except Chris Hemsworth. Aussies are hot.
Are you afraid of losing the last person you talked to? That was my sister, so yes, definitely.
Is there someone who meant a lot to you at one point, and isn’t around now? My high school friend, Stephanie, shut me out during our senior year because she was suffering from depression.
What do you do when you’re having a bad day? Listen to my iPod, which is still pink. Or watch Top Gear, which is strangely comforting.
Where is your biological mother right now? Coaching a high school volleyball team in their practice.
When was the last time you cried really hard? About two weeks ago, when I felt that losing my umbrella reflected on my standing in life.
Let’s test your memory, what were you doing at this moment a year ago? Probably reading Inglourious Basterds fanfiction...
Have you ever held hands with the opposite sex? Yes. I was 18, he was 28, he had Asperger's Syndrome, we were watching anime, and it was awkward.
Do you smoke weed everyday? NO. Never have, never will. WTF, meme maker?
Do you always answer your phone? Yes, unless I left it at home or something.
When was the last time you went to the circus? Two years ago. I liked the acrobats.
If the year consisted of only one season, which would you choose? Spring.
Do you like the snow? No, since it usually hinders my commute.
What is bothering you right now? That I don't have a part-time job for the summer.
Have you ever liked someone older than you? Yes. All the freaking time, as far as celebrities crushes are concerned. It's less drastic in real life.
Who was the last person to call you? My mom, but it was a text message.
Are you multi-tasking right now? No.
Who is the last person you got a text from? My mom, like I said above.
Are you wearing a hoodie? If so, what color? I was wearing a purple one this morning.
What is the most irritating thing? People who stand in the middle of the hallway, completely oblivious that other people are actually trying to get somewhere.
Are you a patient person? No.
What was the last thing you put in your mouth? An apple slice with almond butter.
Do you get along with guys? Yes. I think they're easy to befriend if you treat them like people, not mysterious puzzles that need to be figured out all the time.
Do you ever listen to country music? Yes, sometimes. It's damn catchy and I don't regret a thing.
Are you anything like you were at this point last year? Basically, yeah.
Do you think you are a good person? Yes, but I have a lot of flaws.
Do you get mad when people smoke around you? I get annoyed because I'm staunchly anti-smoking, but I never say anything.
When was the last time a person of the opposite sex hugged you? I few months ago. I think it was one of my male cousins.
Do you have an attitude? What do you think, bitch?
Did you lie on any of these questions so far? No.
Do you know anyone named Matt? I think I know at least four people named Matt. *thinks* Wait, no, five people.
What smiley face do you use often? :D or ;)
Honestly, have you ever eaten raw cookie dough? Yes, in small amounts. It's yummy.
Is there a difference between the word ‘best friend’ and ‘friend?" Yes, I think "best friend" means your closest confidante.
Three days from now, will you be in a relationship? No.
Do you think you’ll be married in three years? Probably not.
Can you name one person who has the same first and last initials as you? Yes, my cousin Mark. Well, one of them.
Are you available? Yes, but not for you, Meme-Maker.
Would you stay with your bf/gf if they did drugs? No!
Who are your closest friends? My brother and my sister, at this point in my life.
When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face? A few weeks ago, when that horrible Assistant A&E Editor revealed that she secretly went out and used her press pass to review Water For Elephants because she's a bitch who can only compete with people 25+ years younger than her.
Are you waiting for anything? To graduate and actually get a job.
Do you think you will be a better parent than your parents were/are? I don't know. I've had pretty good parents.
Is there anyone who you’d risk your life for? My family, at this point.
Do you think that crying is a form of weakness? No, it's a way of coping.
Who regularly makes appearances in your dreams? My relatives and family members, as well as random characters from my fandoms.
Would you ever camp out on a beach, under the stars? Yes, I think so. I've seen a full moon on the beach, and it's beautiful.
Have you ever intentionally made someone jealous? I don't think so.
Are relationships ever really worth it? Yes.
Have you ever found someone you really really really liked? Every once in a while.
Honestly, are things going the way you planned? Kinda sorta.
Do you lead people on? No. I'm not a manipulator, but I know people who are.
What’s your mood? Bored.
Are you wasting your time on someone? No.
Can you commit to one person? I think so.
What were you doing when you found out Michael Jackson was dead? I'd just woke up from a nap.
Would it be more likely of you to fail Science or Math? Neither, because I apply myself, but I tended to do worse in Math.
If something was wrong, who is the first boy you would go to? My brother.
Ever made a girl cry? Yes, when I was like, six. I really didn't mean to.
Who was the last person who left your life? My dog, Scottie.
Last time you had butterflies in your stomach? During Finals Week.
Do you like relationships, or do you prefer to be single? I enjoy being single. I have less to worry about, and flirting is fun.
Is there someone who you can spend every minute with and be happy? My puppy, Mya. Or my friend, Adele.
What’s been different this year? I've had a job as a reporter.
What are your plans for tomorrow? Apply for jobs again. Hopefully finish a fic.
You have to get a piercing, what do you get? Second set of ear piercings.
You have to get a tattoo, what do you get? That half-helix symbol from Heroes.
Are the Abercrombie models hot? Don't know---I haven't looked at any recently.
Who is the last girl you hugged? My sister.
Do you look older than you actually are? No, I look younger, which can be a problem sometimes.
You’re going on a roadtrip, what MUST you bring with you? A good book and my iPod.
Do you have a good relationship with your parents? Yes, fairly good. We argue, of course, but who doesn't?
Do you know what you want to be when you grow up? A published author.
How’s your heart? Quite good---I eat a lot of monounsaturated fats.
Have you told anybody you loved them today? No. I should, though.
What were you doing yesterday at midnight? Playing Wii Sports Resort and surfing the web.
I think I answered this a little more seriously than I should have. Damn my idealism!