Woody Allen, I currently hate you. Nothing personal---it'll go away as soon as this paper is done. Anyway...
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memeseveriwhere:
List your top ten (10) favorite characters from a single anime fandom, and answer the following questions.
1 - The Doctor (Doctor Who)
2 - Ariadne (Inception)
3 - Dr. Megan Hunt (Body of Proof)
4 - Thor (Thor)
5 - Eames (Inception)
6 - Murdock (The A-Team)
7 - Shosanna Dreyfus (Inglourious Basterds)
8 - The Trickster/Gabriel (Supernatural)
9 - Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock)
10 - Hugo Stiglitz (Inglourious Basterds)
I went with multiple fandoms because that's more fun and I'm a crossover junkie.
Q1 - Have you ever written a Eames/Stiglitz fanfiction before?
No, but now that I think about it, Eames could probably forge Stiglitz in a dream level. That would be kind of sexy.
Q2 - Do you think Dr. Megan Hunt is hot? How hot?
Yes, very. I have a total girl!crush on her.
Q3 - What would happen if Murdock got The Doctor pregnant?
That would be the most insane genius hybrid-species child ever to exist ever. And he would be so adorable!
Q4 - Do you recall any good fics about Sherlock Holmes?
Yes, I've read several good crossovers---most with either Doctor Who or Torchwood, though there was a James Bond one where M was Sherlock's mother. I've also read Sherlock/Molly and Sherlock/Sally on the kink meme.
Q5 - Would Shosanna Dreyfus and Ariadne make a good couple?
Possibly. This one is so random that I don't even know.
Q6 - Thor/Trickster or Thor/Sherlock?
Huh. I think I'd have to go with Thor/Trickster because they both have a sense of humor. While the Trickster apparently hid out under the guise of Loki, he's a lot less psychotic than Thor's Loki becomes, so I think it would be all good. Thor would just drive Sherlock insane with his boisterousness (though Sherlock would secretly admire those nice arms).
Q7 - What would happen if Shosanna discovered that Dr. Megan Hunt and the Trickster/Gabriel had a secret relationship?
She'd shrug. It's more likely than some of the possibilities on this list.
Q8 - Can you write a summary of at least twenty words for a Ariadne/Murdock fanfiction?
The A-Team takes a job in Paris, and one evening, Murdock runs around the city. He runs into a pretty architecture student who shows him the world of dreamsharing. Murdock finds strange sort of peace for his addled mind in the dreamscape, and maybe something more...
Q9 - Is there such thing as a Thor/Stiglitz romantic fluff story?
No. There is only hot, dirty, angry sex to be had. Stiglitz's scars would be his weak spot, and Thor would drive him crazy with that.
Q10 - Suggest a title for a Doctor/Eames Hurt/Comfort fic.
Reverse the Mind's Polarity
Q11 - What kind of plot would you use for a Dr. Megan Hunt/Shosanna fic?
Here's a gen plot: Megan travels with the Doctor to the theater's ruins and discovers Shosanna's remains, through which she discovers Shosanna's story and develops an admiration for her.
Q12 - Does anyone on your friends list read Shosanna het? What about Sherlock Holmes slash?
I don't think anyone reads much Shosanna fic, but I know that several people have read Sherlock slash. They shall remain nameless. ;)
Q13 - If you wrote a songfic about Sherlock, what song would you choose?
Probably that "Cops and Robbers" song that I've seen put to Sherlock clips on YouTube.
Q14 - if you wrote a Ariadne/Megan/Murdock fanfiction, what would the warning be?
Either bondage or voyeurism.
Q15 - What pick-up line might Gabriel use on Eames?
"You wanna look inside my mind, pretty boy?" Oh, God, that's terrible.
Q16 - Challenge: Write a drabble for Stiglitz/Trickster.
Every morning, when Stiglitz wakes up, he's there, running hands up his thighs. Hugo closes his eyes and pretends not to want the deft touch on his legs, his stomach, his cock. Every time, after he's finished and nearly chewed his lip raw, the man winks, Hugo blinks, and he's alone again. And none of the guards have ever noticed his visitor. Stiglitz knows he really must be going mad.
Q17 - What would happen if Shosanna walked in on Ariadne and the Doctor having sex?
She'd roll her eyes because everyone knew it was only a matter of time before the Doctor banged the sweet, still-naive girl. The real question is: Why does Shosanna keep walking in on everyone?
Q18 - What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Thor and the Doctor to end up together?
Multi-chapter fic: Super-epic threat looms over Asgard and Midgard (Earth), and the Doctor must assist the Asgardians in figuring out how to get rid of it.
Oneshot fic: Thor and Nine wallow in their angst about having to destroy things for the greater good.
Q19 - Does anyone on your friends list read Shosanna slash?
No.
Q20 - Does anyone on your friends list read Dr. Megan Hunt het?
No, the show is too new for that.
Q21 - Does anyone on your friends list write or draw the Doctor?
I think a couple of people have written him, but no one draws him.
Q22 - Would you write Ariadne/Thor/Eames?
YES. Thor loves tiny ladies and I already ship Ariadne/Eames anyway, so this one would be so much FUN. The three of them would have a great romp in the sheets.
Q23 - What might Hugo Stiglitz scream at a moment of great passion?
Something guttural, filthy, and very German.
Q24 - When was the last time you read a fic about Eames?
Maybe a month ago. I've fallen off the Inception fandom wagon.
Q25 - What is Murdock's secret kink?
Probably speaking in cartoon voices during sex.
Q26 - Would the Doctor shag Sherlock Holmes?
Eventually, yes. It would happen, probably in some tiny room in the TARDIS (if the TARDIS has tiny rooms).
Q27 - If Dr. Megan Hunt and Shosanna Dreyfus got together, who would be on top?
Um, Megan. I don't know---this is another super-random one.