Weird things
MY weird dream:
I was shopping at the Kroger down the street from my house with Mindy from work. We were buying a lot of stuff and we bought some dog food for her new puppy, Chloe, a rat terrior who is the cutest thing ever! The dogfood was generic and it was called like Puppy Bytes or something. It was dry food shaped like computers and some of them were neon green to attract dogs. I could only think that dogs were colorblind though, so why would they need it to be neon green to attract it...it's effing food, they're going to eat it! So, the tornado alarms went off and we were like "Well, we should go to my house before it gets really bad!" There was this bagger guy that was really cute and was hella flirting with me, and of course, I was flirting back and we both looked outside at the same time to see 2 tornadoes really far into the distance. Me and the bagger guy, I think his name was Chris or something, wanted to stay and watch the tornadoes... and all the sudden everyone disappeared, except mindy...we saw her drop her stuff and run away towards Sears hardware. We turned around and looked and 1 tornado had disapated but one was at dairy queen! AND WE WERE AT KROGER. So, as it was demolishing Dairy Queen and Ponderosa was in ruins, we grabbed Mindy's keys, my cell phone and headed for mindy's car....the ONLY one in the parking lot AN EFFING MISTUBISHI....THANK GOD WE HAD THAT.. The thing was so slow but all the sudden when we were out of the parking lot, we were at village pantry. I wasn't driving, Chris was and we were going towards my house when I looked behind us, our windows busted, and the tornado had turned sideways and looked like a black sun on a pink sky, it was beautiful and I hadn't realized it was the tornado until it started sucking us out of the car. Chris grabbed my hand and my jacket came off and he was being sucked IN the cyclone, so I grabbed the other end of the jacket and he grabbed it too. All of the sudden we were out of the car FLYING but somehow I got to the ground and laid flat and yelled at Chris to do the same as I pulled him down. It pulled our legs up a little bit, but we were holding on to a bush...lol, it was weird. So, it was making a jump or something and we were pretty close to my house and mindy's car was upside down, so Chris and I made a mad dash to my house and you could hear the movie music happening. My mom was sitting in our old relciner that we no longer have and I ran in and was yelling Mom, Mom, we need to get in the bathroom. She said "I heard the sirens, but I haven't seen any sign of a tornado," and I said "We just got sucked into one, we need to go now!" She said "Okay. I will." And it went to black and I woke up.
All I can say is weird.
I was shopping at the Kroger down the street from my house with Mindy from work. We were buying a lot of stuff and we bought some dog food for her new puppy, Chloe, a rat terrior who is the cutest thing ever! The dogfood was generic and it was called like Puppy Bytes or something. It was dry food shaped like computers and some of them were neon green to attract dogs. I could only think that dogs were colorblind though, so why would they need it to be neon green to attract it...it's effing food, they're going to eat it! So, the tornado alarms went off and we were like "Well, we should go to my house before it gets really bad!" There was this bagger guy that was really cute and was hella flirting with me, and of course, I was flirting back and we both looked outside at the same time to see 2 tornadoes really far into the distance. Me and the bagger guy, I think his name was Chris or something, wanted to stay and watch the tornadoes... and all the sudden everyone disappeared, except mindy...we saw her drop her stuff and run away towards Sears hardware. We turned around and looked and 1 tornado had disapated but one was at dairy queen! AND WE WERE AT KROGER. So, as it was demolishing Dairy Queen and Ponderosa was in ruins, we grabbed Mindy's keys, my cell phone and headed for mindy's car....the ONLY one in the parking lot AN EFFING MISTUBISHI....THANK GOD WE HAD THAT.. The thing was so slow but all the sudden when we were out of the parking lot, we were at village pantry. I wasn't driving, Chris was and we were going towards my house when I looked behind us, our windows busted, and the tornado had turned sideways and looked like a black sun on a pink sky, it was beautiful and I hadn't realized it was the tornado until it started sucking us out of the car. Chris grabbed my hand and my jacket came off and he was being sucked IN the cyclone, so I grabbed the other end of the jacket and he grabbed it too. All of the sudden we were out of the car FLYING but somehow I got to the ground and laid flat and yelled at Chris to do the same as I pulled him down. It pulled our legs up a little bit, but we were holding on to a bush...lol, it was weird. So, it was making a jump or something and we were pretty close to my house and mindy's car was upside down, so Chris and I made a mad dash to my house and you could hear the movie music happening. My mom was sitting in our old relciner that we no longer have and I ran in and was yelling Mom, Mom, we need to get in the bathroom. She said "I heard the sirens, but I haven't seen any sign of a tornado," and I said "We just got sucked into one, we need to go now!" She said "Okay. I will." And it went to black and I woke up.
All I can say is weird.