The majority of votes in yesterday's poll were in the affirmative, so here we are: MARY SUE DAYTIME FANTASY CONFESSIONAL. It doesn't have to be daytime, I'm just saying that cause, hey, how else am I going to get through those boxes of photocopying? Yeah. So! In the interest of embarrassing myself for the entertainment purposes of others, I'll go
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I've never worked up a proper investable mary sue about viggo. grr - yes, there may have been a couple of ridiculous scenarios involving me busking in Charing Cross tube station - but I cling to the actual dream I had one time, about the handcuffs and the frotting (and the husband at the supermarket - no really). *remembers*
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In my mad Ralph Fiennes obsession period, I had actually decided that, given all the amazing things people accomplish just through sheer will, if I made it my goal in life to fuck RF and pursued that goal relentlessly, it would happen. So the end of this little (mostly) fantasy involved my getting close enough to actually explain my "hypothesis" and he would be so impressed....yeah.
I'm sure if I thought about is some more, I could think of some better ones. But this is all I got right now (since I did answer "yes")
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Also, jfdoh (or whomever!) would be so much, much less cool if he fell for the fawning. And, it's my fantasy and I don't want him to be uncool - all actual, factual, evidence aside.
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And, there you have it.
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Oh, and his mother would LOVE me, because I was a good little Texas girl and not some L.A skank ho.
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But I totally want to bite that man!
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That is not a surprise, given that yesterday as I biked around the lake I saw a hot guy running shirtless and was all "HMMM maybe I will stop at the water fountain and he will stop at the water fountain and we'll be all like "whew. it is hot." and then I will pull him behind a bush next to a whole bunch of Canadian geese and we will MAKE OUT because he is probably in high school and is easy like that."
(I also used to have confessions about boys in HS involving sex in a really clear river/watering hole and then the first time I was at Barton Springs I was like OH BOY. THIS IS GOING INTO THE REPETOIRE!)
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