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CONFESSIONS COMICS.

Jul 19, 2006 15:08

The majority of votes in yesterday's poll were in the affirmative, so here we are: MARY SUE DAYTIME FANTASY CONFESSIONAL. It doesn't have to be daytime, I'm just saying that cause, hey, how else am I going to get through those boxes of photocopying? Yeah. So! In the interest of embarrassing myself for the entertainment purposes of others, I'll go ( Read more... )

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missdeviant July 19 2006, 22:18:09 UTC

I used to have a fantasy that I went to Utah and was an extra on Everwood and Greg Smith would meet me and find me charming and we would like, go down to some secret basement somewhere and I would de-virginize him, and be all "hey, hey, it's okay" when he only lasted like three seconds and then I would teach him the Ways of Love ( ... )

helpwess July 19 2006, 22:29:56 UTC

oh my god, ann, thank you so much for making me feel validated in my REALLY EMBARRASSING CONFESSION. you win omg.

missdeviant July 19 2006, 22:41:45 UTC

I win at SHAMEFUL CONFESSIONS!

That is not a surprise, given that yesterday as I biked around the lake I saw a hot guy running shirtless and was all "HMMM maybe I will stop at the water fountain and he will stop at the water fountain and we'll be all like "whew. it is hot." and then I will pull him behind a bush next to a whole bunch of Canadian geese and we will MAKE OUT because he is probably in high school and is easy like that."

(I also used to have confessions about boys in HS involving sex in a really clear river/watering hole and then the first time I was at Barton Springs I was like OH BOY. THIS IS GOING INTO THE REPETOIRE!)

helpwess July 19 2006, 23:01:13 UTC

HA HA HA HA!!!!!! I am always like, "boys love it when i drive the truck. they all want me." and it is SO TRUE!!!

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helpwess July 19 2006, 23:15:50 UTC

OH MAN UNSTOPPABLE CONFESSION COMICS!!!!!

buffyx July 19 2006, 22:33:12 UTC

he'd be all "oh, hey, this is going to sound really weird but I think I know you from somewhere" and I'd be like "oh, yeah, I was at that thing tonight" and he'd be like, "No. More than that." and I would be all OH. I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. THAT IS CODE FOR "WE ARE SOULMATES/LOVERS IN A PAST LIFE

......that is pretty much the best thing is the ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!

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helpwess July 19 2006, 23:08:30 UTC

I'LL SAY!
Took you long enough to show up, is all.

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helpwess July 20 2006, 03:44:10 UTC

NO, THIS SHIT AIN'T LOCKED, BECAUSE I'M GETTING DRIVE BY CONFESSIONS UP IN HERE. FOR REALS! dont worry theres like 95 comments or something, YOU ARE SAFELY BURIED.

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helpwess July 20 2006, 03:33:40 UTC

HA HA HA I LOVE YOU BECAUSE IT TOOK ME SO VERY VERY LONG TO TYPE MY MARY SUES BECAUSE I KEPT HAVING TO TAKE BREAKS TO STOP BLUSHING.
FOR REALS.

r_a_l_i_g_h July 20 2006, 00:39:34 UTC

and I would be all OH. I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. THAT IS CODE FOR "WE ARE SOULMATES/LOVERS IN A PAST LIFE"

I concur with buffyx ... AWESOME!

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