The majority of votes in yesterday's poll were in the affirmative, so here we are: MARY SUE DAYTIME FANTASY CONFESSIONAL. It doesn't have to be daytime, I'm just saying that cause, hey, how else am I going to get through those boxes of photocopying? Yeah. So! In the interest of embarrassing myself for the entertainment purposes of others, I'll go
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Then I would also have a sort of Kevin Smith type fantasy wherein I would interview someone (back when I was working for Lumino) and he (he often being Ben McKenzie) would discover we had OMG, so much in common (or he would just think I was really pretty and cool and down to earth or whatever) and then we would end up getting MARRIED just like Kevin Smith and the chick who interviewed him did.
Then the last one involves Jason Dohring at the Marsathon and all the other girls would be like OOOOHHHH JASON NIPPLES! and he would be afraid and maybe he would see me once and smile. And later we would like, wind up in a hallway waiting for the bathroom at some bar in the Warehouse District and exchange awkward grins and he would realize I was TOTALLY NOT ONE OF THOSE GIRLS and he'd be all "oh, hey, this is going to sound really weird but I think I know you from somewhere" and I'd be like "oh, yeah, I was at that thing tonight" and he'd be like, "No. More than that." and I would be all OH. I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. THAT IS CODE FOR "WE ARE SOULMATES/LOVERS IN A PAST LIFE" and then we would go into the bathroom and make out and each leave separately and go the rest of the night pretending that nothing ever happened, except when he left the bar he would brush the back of my hand with his and shoot me a little glance and it would mean that he wished he could do more, but, you know, his wife was there.
(Also, this was kind of a version of a dream that I had before Marsathon anyway, and then he TOTALLY checked me out before the show, MULTIPLE TIMES, and then would not look at me in the autograph line so I took that as PROOF that he knew we were soulmates and if we so much as TALKED it would BREAK HIS RESOLVE so he had to avoid me.)
And. Um. Now I am...um...changing my LJ name. Or something.
*hides*
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That is not a surprise, given that yesterday as I biked around the lake I saw a hot guy running shirtless and was all "HMMM maybe I will stop at the water fountain and he will stop at the water fountain and we'll be all like "whew. it is hot." and then I will pull him behind a bush next to a whole bunch of Canadian geese and we will MAKE OUT because he is probably in high school and is easy like that."
(I also used to have confessions about boys in HS involving sex in a really clear river/watering hole and then the first time I was at Barton Springs I was like OH BOY. THIS IS GOING INTO THE REPETOIRE!)
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......that is pretty much the best thing is the ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!
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Took you long enough to show up, is all.
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FOR REALS.
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I concur with buffyx ... AWESOME!
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